Ontopic Health Thread: post your AIDS, diseases and infekshunz here.

I actually bought a big fuck off bottle of mane n tail wayyyy back when I first went away to college, and then even though I ended up hating it I felt compelled to keep using it because I didn't want to waste it and in hindsight that may have been equally as responsible for my decision to cut my hair short as my emotional turmoil was :lol:
we have like a fuckin gallon of it. I also hate it. I dont even remember why now, i think its super-drying
 
Something something moistened bint /Monty python
Great British Baking Show GIF by PBS
 
that sounds like a good way to be a greasy motherfucker.
It's surprisingly not.

During the height of the pandemic, I went six months without washing my hair. I was interested to see if shampoo was *really* required and figured that a time when I'm not really close to anyone would be a great time to try. Very early on I went through about 1-2 weeks of dandruff, after that, smooth sailing.
 
I’ve showered 3.5 times this year. I took one sock off the other day when I spilled a cup of coffee (with help) on it and the dead skin that went flying was pretty disgusting, but I was swelling up again at that point so that was helping to loosen the skin. Kind of similar to what snake skin looks like when it’s sheds it’s skin.

The caregiver gal later asked if I wanted a shower but I’ve pretty much given up and decided it’ll burn easier if I just leave well enough alone.

/don’t care😸