FYI God must hate figs AND bald oompa loompas. RIP Casper

So, a 4.5 Richter earthquake just hit hawaii, right before landfall.

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ahahhahahahahaa @ thisssss
 
Forecasts show Iselle is going to be a tropical storm by the time it hits Oahu. Julio will be stronger but looks like it will miss us almost entirely. Or maybe they will both turn into Cat5 and wipe us all out. That'll teach us to pass gay marriage.
Insane!! You aren't the least bit freaked??
 
Since there are like 35 hurricanes making a bee line for Hawaii today, it's almost certain that @Casper is gonna die. I figured I'd make the thread now. It would be cool if he could post something hugely introspective in it that we can all remember him by.

RIP Casper 1941-2014 :(
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PS. Plz send me Burger King coupons
35 hurricanes. Lmaooooooo
 
Hurricanes are fucking fun. The requirement is having friends in multiple areas of the city, so the party can continue at someone's house with power.
Oh shut it. You AND your gravyers would be diarrheapants if your house was getting torn apart bit by bit.
 
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Oh shut it. You AND your gravyers would be diarrheapants if your house was getting torn apart bit by bit.
It is a hurricane...
If it is bad enough, you evacuate.
If it isn't, you drink and have a grill party before the food spoils from no electricity.

If it isn't bad enough to knock out power, it wasn't really a hurricane.
 
It is a hurricane...
If it is bad enough, you evacuate.
If it isn't, you drink and have a grill party before the food spoils from no electricity.

If it isn't bad enough to knock out power, it wasn't really a hurricane.
Yes.... I got it. But, if say your house was getting ripped apart, I'm sure you wouldn't be chugging the heinies.
 
Yes.... I got it. But, if say your house was getting ripped apart, I'm sure you wouldn't be chugging the heinies.
Really?
I hate this type of attitude. If your house is getting ripped apart by a storm that covers multiple counties... What can you do to prevent it? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

So why worry about it? What is worrying about it going to do other than make you sad and unhappy? Nothing.
What is drinking and spending time with friends going to do? Make you feel better about your house getting fucked for one, maybe help take your mind off things and let your subconscious process it all for another.

I try to worry about what I can control and let what I can't control happen.
I would be drinking.
 
Fu you all. I hope you get thirty SIX hurricanes at your doorsteps TOMORROW. That's one more 'cane than @Casper!

Good luck with that, and your pile of rubble houses while drinking your poverty beer!
 
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Really?
I hate this type of attitude. If your house is getting ripped apart by a storm that covers multiple counties... What can you do to prevent it? Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

So why worry about it? What is worrying about it going to do other than make you sad and unhappy? Nothing.
What is drinking and spending time with friends going to do? Make you feel better about your house getting fucked for one, maybe help take your mind off things and let your subconscious process it all for another.

I try to worry about what I can control and let what I can't control happen.
I would be drinking.
This was my entire point in the Ebola thread. I doubt many people will grasp it.

When your number's up, your number's up.
 
Ok, so I just watched some news here & it's reporting TWO, NOT 35 hurricanes, to hit Hawaii.

@fly you make such liar!
 
Yep. You just take your car and drive from Oahu to Alaska. (Because the planes won't fly in a hurricane)
Now, just waht kinda attitude is this? If it's your time to go, it's your time! You go down with the sharks while drinking that beer, man!
 
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