FYI God must hate figs AND bald oompa loompas. RIP Casper

[fly]

Since there are like 35 hurricanes making a bee line for Hawaii today, it's almost certain that @Casper is gonna die. I figured I'd make the thread now. It would be cool if he could post something hugely introspective in it that we can all remember him by.

RIP Casper 1941-2014

PS. Plz send me Burger King coupons

 

[ZRH]

Whats he gonna die of? Too much rain?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

It was nice knowing you Casper. Farewell.

 

[Valve1138]

We shall raise a pint glass in your honour.

 

[Peppers]

R.I.P. when you become a friendly ghost come back and post some more.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

aw man, I havent even mailed him one of my special "care packages" yet

Hopefully theyll bury him in his 300zx with a load of watermelons on the passenger seat...

 

[my little brony]

Whats he gonna die of? Too much rain?

The issue with hurricanes is not that the wind is blowing but what the wind is blowing.

 

[Petunia]

aw man, I havent even mailed him one of my special "care packages" yet

Hopefully theyll bury him in his 300zx with a load of watermelons on the passenger seat...

Watermelon and fried chicken??

 

[Petunia]

Dearest cASSper...

May the clouds move away and the sun shine directly off your shiny bald spot and cast a beacon of light to your people and guide them to safety.

Stay safe my friend.

 

[Domon]

ill hope for a volcanic eruption so you dont get too cold in the rain.

 

[Amstel]

Once you go black a hurricane wipes out your ass?

 

[Casper]

I'm just trying to decide which one of my cats I should eat first when the power goes out.

 

[Casper]

Forecasts show Iselle is going to be a tropical storm by the time it hits Oahu. Julio will be stronger but looks like it will miss us almost entirely. Or maybe they will both turn into Cat5 and wipe us all out. That'll teach us to pass gay marriage.

 

[Casper]

Since there are like 35 hurricanes making a bee line for Hawaii today, it's almost certain that @Casper is gonna die. I figured I'd make the thread now. It would be cool if he could post something hugely introspective in it that we can all remember him by.

RIP Casper 1941-2014

PS. Plz send me Burger King coupons

1941. Lol.

 

[Coqui]

Forecasts show Iselle is going to be a tropical storm by the time it hits Oahu. Julio will be stronger but looks like it will miss us almost entirely. Or maybe they will both turn into Cat5 and wipe us all out. That'll teach us to pass gay marriage.

Which island are you on? From what I heard, they expect The Big Island to break up the storm big time.

 

[Casper]

aw man, I havent even mailed him one of my special "care packages" yet

Hopefully theyll bury him in his 300zx with a load of watermelons on the passenger seat...

Will you send me a 300zx? I don't have one yet.

 

[Casper]

Which island are you on? From what I heard, they expect The Big Island to break up the storm big time.

Yeah when those hurricanes get near land, they slow down quite a bit. I'm on Oahu. We are expecting 60mph winds, not the 100+ that the East side of Big Isle is gonna get.

 

[Coqui]

Yeah when those hurricanes get near land, they slow down quite a bit. I'm on Oahu. We are expecting 60mph winds, not the 100+ that the East side of Big Isle is gonna get.

Hurricane Ike didn't seem to slow down by the time it got to Ohio

 

[Casper]

It's highly unusual for a hurricane to hit us from the East. In fact, this will be the first time in recorded history. They usually break down into tropical storms/depressions.

All the terrible hurricanes come up from the south. Much like Mexicans.

 

[Domon]

Hurricane Ike didn't seem to slow down by the time it got to Ohio

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT OIHO