Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Can we rate the quality of dicks by comparing them to this image of geoduck clams?
They'd have HOV access to my Holland Tunnel, that's for sure.
Can we rate the quality of dicks by comparing them to this image of geoduck clams?
Dude. Where's your safe space for Global Warming concerns.I also saw a paper grocery bag, or perhaps medium cloth bag sized bag of dicks, when i picture a bag of dicks in my minds eye.
Dude. Where's your safe space for Global Warming concerns.
The answer is reusable bags.
I love shoving my dick into a little coin purse.If it's Tom's I heard he may only need a little coin purse.
Wrong.I was assuming grocery bag sized
What do you know about edgy, captain vanilla pants?so edgy
so cool
coin purse connotates scrotum in a lot of places.I love shoving my dick into a little coin purse.
Have you ever actually seen a coin purse? They open more like a vagina.
I guess I should ask if you've ever seen a vagina first...
Also, flaccid or hard dicks? The latter will take up more volume and be harder to package in the same bag as the flaccid, thus resulting in fewer dicks eaten.how big is the bag of dicks? I had a pretty big lunch so I'm just wondering if this is like a hefty bag full of dicks or like a ziploc sandwich bag full of dicks?
Why are you, of all people, passing judgement on someone's sexual preference?Vaginas are only so big. And assholes are even smaller. Size queens are either inexperienced or have lost all vaginal elasticity
I'm not judging the preference I am stating that vaginas are only so big. So with the amount of size queens mixed with the amount of large vaginas reported I just don't think it adds up so IMO( emphasis on that its just my opibion) that most people that say oh give me a big dick are one of the two I mentioned. But I may be wrong. I didn't intend to sound judgy. Pls forgiveWhy are you, of all people, passing judgement on someone's sexual preference?
And no, not because you have no room to talk or anything, but more because of how much you have been judged here.
He's doing Satan's work.Real talk, you've turned into a bitter fuck lately. Before you were fairly pleasant to talk to so long as you weren't going potato. Now you spend your time pissing and moaning like a little bitch.
Its real weak, dude