Baby Why does God hate me?

APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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Applesauce

The Gypsy-The Acid Queen
Dec 9, 2008
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someone asked me to post my hair on FB so i thought id share the pic with you guys here. im full blown bulldyke.
also, please prepare your anusez


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Well III like it!! Would I EVER do this? Hellll no. I can't handle not having hair!!
 

Applesauce

The Gypsy-The Acid Queen
Dec 9, 2008
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why thank you my beautiful lover.
its not for everyone, but i gotta be honest with you aside from it being the easiest shit to style in the morning..... I FUCKING LOVE IT AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY

You have a perfect face shape for it!
 

TuhMollie

Lot's Salty Wife
Nov 16, 2010
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WELL WELL WELL... LOOK WHO TROLLED ITS WAY BACK INTO MY LIFE. IM MINDING MAH OWN BIZNESS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS WHEN I SEE THE BEAST SITTING OUTSIDE MY NEIGHBORS DOOR!!!!!!!

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HES AT WORK YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING TURTLEEEEEEEE
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I NOTICED SOMEONES NECK WAS NOT CIRCUMCISED!!! GROCE!
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THE CLAWWWWWWWWWS OMG THE CLAWS, REMINDS ME OF THE MOVIE, THE LAND BEFORE TIME
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THE PATTERNS AND RAISED BUMPS... THESE TURTLE WARTS ARE FREAKING ME THE FUUUUUUCK OUT
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WHY DO I PUT MYSELF THRU THIS?