Baby Why does God hate me?

Maureen

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Nov 16, 2010
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While innocently gazing out my window to my courtyard, taking pics of the pretty foliage that welcomes me every morning when I open my windows...

I spotted the most evil thing that could ever stand before my eyes.

Its no secret that TURTLES are my mortal enemies. they are the most vile shit heads on gods green earth and now this hard-shelled asshole is trolling my courtyard:?? REALLY

DEAR GOD WHY?!!?
 

Maureen

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omg this turtle is fucking bold. he has lured kiko to the darkside
so here i am thinking that while i was taking a shower to wash away all the turtle sins away from earlier in the morning, i discover that my beloved kiko has decided to throw stuff to thwart the beast off. i see some sandals, some toys... and the evil croc shoes


but wait the faaaawk up.. is that my money!?!?!? KIKO OPENED UP MY PURSE AND TOSSED THE BEAST MY FUCKING MONEY!!!!!!!!!!:mad:

:mad:

i had no choice but to come face to face with this nasty ass thing...

and im fucking missing $100USD the turtle ate my cash.
oh its on now!
 

shamwow

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turtle are your hunge out of spite. a $1 dropped down there as well. rocked his world...


ewww! what's this peasant money doing in my roll? GODAMMIT