Baby Why does God hate me?

Duke

. . first name's "Daisy" boys
May 12, 2008
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Brandon, FL
Remember when no talent pop stars at least had sex appeal? Now we just have kesha and lady gaga.

Yeah. I'd still bang the living hell out of Tiffany, or Debbie Gibson, or, preferably, both at the same time.
 

APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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Houston
Yay! Kiki you are facing your fears! Fucking awesome girl. Now...get a pic of you petting him. :lol:
 

TuhMollie

Lot's Salty Wife
Nov 16, 2010
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Currently Locked up: esposa
Yay! Kiki you are facing your fears! Fucking awesome girl. Now...get a pic of you petting him. :lol:

i dont think i can. i would need a bottle of bleach next to me... to disinfect mah sausages.
this fucking thing really grosses me out.
but like many things in my life lately... its here by my side for a reason... sigh
 

Applesauce

The Gypsy-The Acid Queen
Dec 9, 2008
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more signs why god hates me.

Ke$ha in a bikini frolicking in Australia

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WHY IS SHE WEARING A DIAPER?


What the fck???? She has the body of a 71 yr old!
 

Applesauce

The Gypsy-The Acid Queen
Dec 9, 2008
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WELL WELL WELL... LOOK WHO TROLLED ITS WAY BACK INTO MY LIFE. IM MINDING MAH OWN BIZNESS COMING DOWN THE STAIRS WHEN I SEE THE BEAST SITTING OUTSIDE MY NEIGHBORS DOOR!!!!!!!

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I'm seriously peeeeing myself right nowjsdkhfkdshgkjhdsghfdkjghfdkjghjkdsghlolollllllll



THE PATTERNS AND RAISED BUMPS... THESE TURTLE WARTS ARE FREAKING ME THE FUUUUUUCK OUT
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This is completely disgusting and makes me want to rip my skin off.