Why are you married?

[Syrup Beaver]

That's silly Neameaux, someone should start you off on a pellet gun to ease yer fears

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I shot an air pistol thing once, that was okay, but mainly cos it couldn't kill anything but beer cans.

 

[Coqui]

I shot an air pistol thing once, that was okay, but mainly cos it couldn't kill anything but beer cans.

You can kill people with pencils.....do you not touch those either?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You can kill people with pencils.....do you not touch those either?

Shut your stupid whore mouth.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

And credit cards, and coins, and cars, and glass, and ice, and dreadlocks, and rotoplooker 3000's and........

 

[APRIL]

No no no no no. We went over to Duke's on Saturday and I was looking at a bit of black plastic like wtf is this and Ape was lke 'It's a gun'. Shouldda seen my face. She was lying too.

You should shoot a gun at least once. That way you understand both sides of your argument fully. NawImean?

We can do a girls day out tomorrow at the range.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

And credit cards, and coins, and cars, and glass, and ice, and dreadlocks, and rotoplooker 3000's and........

If you don't stop it I'll strangle you with one of these rope-type things attached to my scalp motherfucker.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

And credit cards, and coins, and cars, and glass, and ice, and dreadlocks, and rotoplooker 3000's and........

and shoestrings, and paperclips and beer bottles, and large rodents...

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You should shoot a gun at least once. That way you understand both sides of your argument fully. NawImean?

We can do a girls day out tomorrow at the range.

Maybe......

 

[APRIL]

Everything kills? Omg u cannot b serios.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

If you don't stop it I'll strangle you with one of these rope-type things attached to my scalp motherfucker.

Some scotch should cure your anger right up

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

and shoestrings, and paperclips and beer bottles, and large rodents...

Now....shoving a beer bottle down someones throat would almost definitely be bad. I can get on board with this chain of thought.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Some scotch should cure your anger right up

At 9.50am? Scotch o'clock!

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Everything kills? Omg u cannot b serios.

But nothing kills more than a wound up british hippy.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Now....shoving a beer bottle down someones throat would almost definitely be bad. I can get on board with this chain of thought.

as long as you empty it first

 

[APRIL]

Maybe......

Whoa!!!!!!!

We can take the small .380 and I'll give you a course on gun safety. Omg omg omg

 

[Syrup Beaver]

But nothing kills more than a wound up british hippy.

I know, it's hard to hide the bodies for you with a baby strapped to my back.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

as long as you empty it first

Yeah, you wouldn't want to waste perfectly good beer.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Whoa!!!!!!!

We can take the small .380 and I'll give you a course on gun safety. Omg omg omg

Oooooh......maybe.....

Right, I will do it, but only if I can wear a cowboy hat. Seriously.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Whoa!!!!!!!

We can take the small .380 and I'll give you a course on gun safety. Omg omg omg

No-one by you has a .22?

The 9mm would probably be easier than the .380......