Why are you married?
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Did your Sangria have 4 ozs of Tequila in it?
lol. Trust me, after I finished mine, I was pretty buzzed too. Although, I don't think anyone was thinking otherwise.
lol. Trust me, after I finished mine, I was pretty buzzed too. Although, I don't think anyone was thinking otherwise.
You're at work. She's a lazy housewife. By the time you got home, I'd be halfway back to Ohio.
You never did that for me and I was IN Ohio
Of course you would have had more on your face than just a grin.
Did your Sangria have 4 ozs of Tequila in it?
lol. Trust me, after I finished mine, I was pretty buzzed too. Although, I don't think anyone was thinking otherwise.
WTF? I thought there was only a shot in mine! I couldn't taste much tequila either. Cheers to the machine!!!!!
Men have their tricks The machine is bad ass though. But no, 4 ozs tequila, 4ozs mix, 2 ozs triple sec, and some lime. Fun times, fun times.
I made more yesterday. I was proper fucked.
so you're either really insecure about your manhood or her fidelity
No....she's so fucking hot, there's no way in hell we couldn't rape her.
It's why she doesn't work. Just leaving the house would be an open temptation for rape.
What? The mixer, or the drink?
I didn't think he still needed to get you drunk. Well, the more you know.
Worst defend ever, "Your honor, I just had to throw myself upon her, I mean look at that outfit she was wearing!!"
Similar to "Your honor, I didn't know that woman was a man when I flirted with her, that's why I killed her/him" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay_panic_defense
What? The mixer, or the drink?
I didn't think he still needed to get you drunk. Well, the more you know.
Well I mean for the children.
