What are you eating for breakfast?

Okay-- I get it. OMG I LOVE THE GREASE PLEASE KEEP TALKING ABOUT IT

OOHh grease... I would love to drink gallons of it.. bathe in it... hang out with snoop dogg in it...
 
Well you didn't sleep with Sarcasmo, so that can't be it.... Have you punched a baby recently? Fed a child tainted candy? Watched Survivor or Dancing with the Stars?

Nope, nothing of that nature. I will keep mental note to do these tasks today.