UF Singles ads

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

So if you were single and lonely and put an ad in the lonely hearts section what would it say?

Mine would be something like this:

Irritable woman, good at making sandwiches and cleaning seeks male, good in bed, able to put up with nagging and incessant questions for long term dependancy.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Tall angry man seeks hot woman with boobs for beer runs.

 

[tre]

Tall Canadian lad who can cook seeks woman who doesn't nag and likes to clean and put out.

 

[fly]

Gay dude seeking dudeish girl for drugs, gaming and buggery. Must be young, good at yard work, and good at ignoring my incessant complaining. pics?

 

[Shalimar]

tall, relatively handsome, slightly balding dude with great rhythm seeks smart, funny, nurturing, attractive woman to put up with him.

 

[tre]

tall, relatively handsome, slightly balding dude with great rhythm seeks smart, funny, nurturing, attractive woman to put up with him.

you forgot "hip hop, but curious"

 

[Onnotangu]

Amalgamation of cultures and relaxed fit lifestyle.
Taoist nature and warm smile.
Comfortable with who I am and who you are.
Last one to judge and first one to forgive.
Always and forever a geek.
Wise in the ways of the care and feeding of the female of the species.
Act now and we will throw the first meeting for coffee/tea/drinks for free.
Old fashioned in respect and new age in understanding.

 

[fly]

oh, and tits

 

[Onnotangu]

yes tits, there must be the tig ole bitties. and a nice pooper.

 

[APRIL]

Gay dude seeking dudeish girl for drugs, gaming and buggery. Must be young, good at yard work, and good at ignoring my incessant complaining. pics?

Yes! Call me!

oh, and tits

oh..you better lose my number then....

 

[theacoustician]

I sat here for 15 minutes staring at the keyboard and couldn't think of a damn thing to write.

This does not bode well.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

You'll never get a response from your dream woman!

I love it when the women write "full figured", as opposed to "morbidly obese".

 

[APRIL]

Pasty, flat-chick ISO flamboyant gimp with a tolerance to female flatulence, cooks, cleans, allergic to grass and loves multiple cat households.

Must let me watch him poop.

 

[theacoustician]

You'll never get a response from your dream woman!

Tell me about it

 

[Valve1138]

30/gimp/alaska seeks paraplegic female for new age beastiality

 

[kiwi]

Tall, Hot, Skinny Woman seeks Man who can put up with some insufferableness in exchange for hot sex.

 

[theacoustician]

Tall, Hot, Skinny Woman seeks Man who can put up with some insufferableness in exchange for hot sex.

Define insufferableness.

 

[Duke]

Guy seeks girl for sex and sushi

 

[kiwi]

Define insufferableness.

You'll have to ask Knyte. He tells me I'm insufferable all the time.

 

[Shalimar]

Guy seeks girl for sex and sushi

I KNEW you were in your Jacksons shirt in the pics thread.





and lol @ "flamboyant gimp" har har har har har..