UF Singles ads

[shawndavid]

Charming and witty male who is good in bed, aptly handles nagging and incessant questions seeks irritable, dependent woman who is good at making sandwiches and cleaning.

 

[JAXvillain]

aging lothario seeks deviant lolita for over-the-top antics involving the occult and barnyard animals...proficiency with a sawzall a plus

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Taco-eating male seeks female for hot carls.
Must provide own cellophane and disinfectant.

 

[polo]

want to get lit? look like daisy duke? im you're man.

 

[taivas]

Gay guy seeks someone who understands their relative standing among video games, IRC, and Internet forums.

 

[Duke]

I KNEW you were in your Jacksons shirt in the pics thread.





and lol @ "flamboyant gimp" har har har har har..

What's a Jacksons shirt?

That shirt is actually a kick ass shirt I got at Dillards.

 

[Shalimar]

What's a Jacksons shirt?

That shirt is actually a kick ass shirt I got at Dillards.

lol.. Jacksons Bistro on harbour island. awesome party on friday nights.


lotsa chix. and sushi.

 

[Duke]

lol.. Jacksons Bistro on harbour island. awesome party on friday nights.


lotsa chix. and sushi.

Oh. lol.

No, I'm long removed from working in the restaurant industry.

 

[Shalimar]

i mean pickin up hoochies!!!!

 

[Duke]

Oh. Sorry. I was up until 4:00 AM fixing one of these.

I'm not really on top of things yet this AM.

However, if Jacksons is a place for picking up hootchies, then maybe it's time I pay it a visit. Not nearly enough hoochie in my life right now.

 

[APRIL]

Jacksons Halloween party was fun last year. PossibleUF meat this year?

 

[taivas]

Oh. Sorry. I was up until 4:00 AM fixing one of these.

I'm not really on top of things yet this AM.

However, if Jacksons is a place for picking up hootchies, then maybe it's time I pay it a visit. Not nearly enough hoochie in my life right now.

I thought that was a mixer until I realized the scale.

 

[kiwi]

Jacksons Halloween party was fun last year. PossibleUF meat this year?

Did you pick up any hooches?

 

[Shalimar]

i think there are pics at www.whatshappeningtampa.com for reference point.

I got the spam yesterday about the halloween party. I used to work for Pied Piper Productions. I asked him if they needed a good hip hop DJ for halloween (there's is a "Helloween" party)?


he asked me if I knew any.


:-(


i actually had to laugh, it was pretty funny.

and D.O.N. .. broooooham.. PACKED with ladies. kinda dressy. your dillards shirt would be perfect.

 

[Shalimar]

i worked at martini bar @ baywalk last year for halloween. . in my cardinal outfit.

 

[shawndavid]

I'm ready for a party. I'm down for whatevuh.

 

[Duke]

I thought that was a mixer until I realized the scale.

I wish. i could have blended me up some margaritas afterwards.

No, thats a Linear Accelerator.

LOL LARGE HADRON COLLIDER

not really, but similar concept. It's the fun tool we use for Radiation Oncology stuff.

 

[Sarcasmo]

So if you were single and lonely and put an ad in the lonely hearts section what would it say?

Mine would be something like this:

Irritable woman, good at making sandwiches and cleaning seeks male, good in bed, able to put up with nagging and incessant questions for long term dependancy.

Liar. You've already told us that your hair hasn't been properly cleaned or groomed in 4 years.

 

[Shalimar]

post your ad 'casmo or get up out the thread.

 

[APRIL]

Did you pick up any hooches?

There are pictures on my myspace of that night.

My favorite overdone costume is the Victoria Secret Angel.