tom cruise gets even weirder

[Valve1138]

My thetan could kick your thetan's ass.

My thetan woould dump your thetan into a volcano.

 

[JAXvillain]

I'm going to start blaming everything on my thetan.

I wonder if you could get out of speeding tickets that way

 

[Valve1138]

This thread is now about awesome Scientology thetan t-shirt slogans.

I smell an intarweb business. Thetan Brand t-shirts.

"L. Ron lubs joo"

 

[Valve1138]

I wonder if you could get out of speeding tickets that way

or other things

 

[Valve1138]

I wish I had enough marklar to change my name to Thetan1138

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The thetans are coming to get you Barbera!

 

[InnerMuse]

What the hell happened to Cruise?

He is just become the biggest freak. I did hear yesterday that he had achieved the highest ranking that the cult can give. Guess he finally donated enough money.

Is he publicly trying out for Fear Factor?

LoL Edited for spelling...

 

[Sarcasmo]

"If you really want to make a million dollars, the quickest way is to start your own religion." - widely attributed to L. Ron Hubbard

"MAKE MONEY. MAKE MORE MONEY. MAKE OTHER PEOPLE PRODUCE SO AS TO MAKE MORE MONEY." - Hubbard Communications Office Policy Letter (9 March 1972)

"I'm drinking lots of rum and popping pinks and greys." - L. Ron Hubbard, letter to his wife (1967)

 

[SchmilK]

Is he publicly trying out for Fear Factor?

LoL Edited for spelling...

Didyou say pubicly?

 

[Sarcasmo]

Didyou say pubicly?

His thetan's a pervert.

 

[Valve1138]

My thetan is the new jesus.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I gave my thetan crabs.

 

[Valve1138]

My thetan beat up a hooker.

 

[water]

THIS IS WHAT SCIENTOLOGISTS ACTUALLY BELIEVE

 

[simple]

Is this the whole eating the placenta thing?

don't like you're in to it

 

[InnerMuse]

Didyou say pubicly?

possibl-I

 

[Valve1138]

My thetan is an honor student.

and

"thetan on board"

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

I'm starting my own religion... anyone wanna join?

First 5 people can have their own special "title" in the church of Fuxx

 

[water]

I'm starting my own religion... anyone wanna join?

First 5 people can have their own special "title" in the church of Fuxx

Is "God" available?

 

[Sarcasmo]

"thetan on board"