tom cruise gets even weirder

FlamingGlory said:
Hookers and blow is the american dream. hookers/blow/guns and a wifi connection and Id never leave home.



that's why i haven't left the purple room
 
So they had their kid, girl, named Suri, it's a derrivative of Sarah which means "princess" in Hebrew.
 
zengirl said:
So they had their kid, girl, named Suri, it's a derrivative of Sarah which means "princess" in Hebrew.

So what do you think they are having for dinner this evening?











Placenta?
 
Drool-Boy said:
well now that shes squeezed their spawn out maybe theyll shut the fuck up about it

I wish it would turn out that way, but we both know that it'll never happen. Not in a hundred-million years. Not if the skies burned and the seas turned to kool-aid. Not if xenu materialized in the form of a fifty story tall Ron Jeremey and proceeded to jerk off all over Clearwater and the flagship building.