tom cruise gets even weirder

[JAXvillain]

all I can say is wtf mate
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/tm_obj...headline=exclusive--tom-chews-name_page.htmll

 

[APRIL]

Is this the whole eating the placenta thing?

 

[JAXvillain]

Is this the whole eating the placenta thing?

yar
left mouse finger broken?

 

[bast_imret]

I eat the hearts of my slain enemies.

 

[APRIL]

yar
left mouse finger broken?

Just trying to save a click.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So is he going to bottle the amniotic fluid to go with it?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, at least the article referred to scientology properly as a cult.

 

[Onnotangu]

say what now?


"In 1998, Channel 4 chef Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall fried a placenta with shallots and garlic and served it up to 20 guests, including the baby's mum and dad."


:o

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I eat the hearts of my slain enemies.

I did that once and it gave me really really bad gas.
Now I just collect their taints.

 

[Onnotangu]

I eat the hearts of my slain enemies.

i just eat thier potatoships and drink thier beer.

 

[b_sinning]

My wife's aunt was in the room when my wife gave birth to our son. She kept telling me to ask them to save the placenta so we could plant it in our yard with a new tree. I threw her hippie butt out of the room.

My wife can't even clean up dog poop without saying she's going to puke so I just knew I'd be the one gardening with organs and fuck that.

 

[JAXvillain]

My wife's aunt was in the room when my wife gave birth to our son. She kept telling me to ask them to save the placenta so we could plant it in our yard with a new tree. I threw her hippie butt out of the room.

My wife can't even clean up dog poop without saying she's going to puke so I just knew I'd be the one gardening with organs and fuck that.

ahahaha...good call

 

[water]

I eat the hearts of my slain enemies.

beaten

I would like to change my answer in the thread about killing people I've never met from just Paris Hilton to both Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise.

 

[my little brony]

hahaha that's awesome. I like Crazy Cruise better than Tom the Asshole

at least he's right about the sex

 

[Desslock]

And here's a picture of daddy eating your placenta.

 

[Thorn Bird]

My wife's aunt was in the room when my wife gave birth to our son. She kept telling me to ask them to save the placenta so we could plant it in our yard with a new tree. I threw her hippie butt out of the room.

My wife can't even clean up dog poop without saying she's going to puke so I just knew I'd be the one gardening with organs and fuck that.

i've heard of that. did you SEE that placenta? my midwife flipped it inside out, stuck her hand in it, and was explaining it to us. spange had no problems with the birth (he even delivered spangelet himself,) but when midwife was playing meat puppet with my placenta, we both got sick.

no way in HELL HELL HELL i'd eat that bag.

 

[b_sinning]

Oh I saw the placenta and the doc started doing that discovery channel teaching crap and I just told her to chunk it or my wife was going to hurl on us.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

i've heard of that. did you SEE that placenta? my midwife flipped it inside out, stuck her hand in it, and was explaining it to us. spange had no problems with the birth (he even delivered spangelet himself,) but when midwife was playing meat puppet with my placenta, we both got sick.

no way in HELL HELL HELL i'd eat that bag.

*reminds self to add this to the list of questions for potential midwives

 

[Thorn Bird]

i have video if you'd like to check it out sometime.

 

[Desslock]

i have video if you'd like to check it out sometime.

No Placenta Meat Puppet Theater. Thank you.