WTF Thieving kids!! What did you steal!!!???

[Amstel]

What I did do, I think, was sometimes scam idiots who deserved it more than anything.

Like: thank you, that will be $200(10 dances)
Customer: I’m pretty sure that was 6 dances ($120)
Me: you can pay me or take it up with my bouncer.





Thanks boo

I dated a girl that did this with shots on Dollar Shot Night. They were a buck and she'd go around selling them for $2 with enough cleavage and say "it says Dollar shot" now how many. Yeah, it's their scam, but it's only two bucks."

She laughed all the way to the bank.

 

[Ledboots]

I used to work at a RadioShack. It's in the job description to steal to so the paycheck at least is fair.

Omg resales of graphing calculators to high school students lolol. I had friends at Best Buy, same thing.

 

[kiwi]

I stole a bag of dog food a couple months back but after I got home and realized it I went back and paid for it.

 

[gee]

I keep accidentally stealing utensils from the cafeteria at work.

 

[pacojas]

I had trouble with my kids taking dumb sugary shit from the grocery line.

That shit ended real quick when we took the kids back and made them apologize to the store manager.

yeah,.. my first bust involved some Bazooka Bubble Gum.

 

[pacojas]

I stole a bag of dog food a couple months back but after I got home and realized it I went back and paid for it.

awwwww!

 

[Strings]

I stole Melissa Brown's heart in 3rd grade.

 

[wetwillie]

yeah,.. my first bust involved some Bazooka Bubble Gum.

That blows!

 

[Strings]

 

[Strings]

That blows!

 

[fly]

profits represent the theft of labor, so let's just say they're still ahead

+++++++++++++

 

[fly]

I used to steal bottles of rum or other spirits years ago from supermarkets. When I was super poor and down and out I'd go get almost a whole weeks worth of food for free from stores (prior to dumpsters!). I was never too bothered; it was a necessary evil.

That reminds me. My friends and I accidentally figured out that we could steal kegs. Did it a couple of times. Man that was fun.

 

[wetwillie]

UF represent the theft of labor, so let's just say we're still ahead

FIFY

 

[wetwillie]

We a lot of shit from commercial jobsites as kids. A favorite was the 4' square aluminum roof vents - made excellent boats for us to have jousting sessions down at the local swamp.

 

[Immigrant]

I stole a bag of dog food a couple months back but after I got home and realized it I went back and paid for it.

awwwww!

Last week, Petsmart failed to charge me for a carton of canned cat food. I’ll be going back to pay for it tomorrow.

 

[Immigrant]

My friends and I used to go to the ritzy part of Omaha and steal street light bulb covers. They were designed to look like old times street lamps, with large white globes over the light bulb, and we learned that if you pulled the car right up to it and stood on the hood or trunk lid, you could punch the globe and it would come off.

They fit over our heads perfectly and all the passengers in the car looked like light bulbs. Sometimes we’d sit three across in the back and the driver (without globe) looked like he was chauffeuring aliens around.

 

[Strings]

My friends and I used to go to the ritzy part of Omaha and steal street light bulb covers. They were designed to look like old times street lamps, with large white globes over the light bulb, and we learned that if you pulled the car right up to it and stood on the hood or trunk lid, you could punch the globe and it would come off.

They fit over our heads perfectly and all the passengers in the car looked like light bulbs. Sometimes we’d sit three across in the back and the driver (without globe) looked like he was chauffeuring aliens around.

Be funnier if this was last week but still funny.

 

[wetwillie]

Last week, Petsmart failed to charge me for a carton of canned cat food. I’ll be going back to pay for it tomorrow.

Grainger only charged me for 1' of some stainless rod recently. I am not telling them that they sent me 6' for $7.87

 

[Jehannum]

I've done lots of dumb things, but the first time I got caught stealing (fuckin' peel and stick cards for an old ass Voltron sticker book when I was about 3) was about the last time I did it.

Mom marched my ass right back to the store and made me apologize, then whaled the tar out my backside when we got home.

 

[pacojas]

Last week, Petsmart failed to charge me for a carton of canned cat food. I’ll be going back to pay for it tomorrow.

awwww!