WTF Thieving kids!! What did you steal!!!???

[wetwillie]

Someone gave me a magic book. I learned how things disappear up the sleeve.
I shoplifted while shopping with my mom - she was a great foil.
Next.

 

[Domon]

a whole ton of stuff. I had a klepto streak from about 8 to 20.

Never stole from a store though, only from school and stuff. Which is all the shittier of a thing to do.

 

[Duke]

I stole a ring from some grey skinned 9 toothed thing when I was trapped in a cave in my youth. It's precious to me.

 

[Floptical]

I thought this thread was about marklar

 

[Domon]

I stole a ring from some grey skinned 9 toothed thing when I was trapped in a cave in my youth. It's precious to me.

: photoofdukewithbeard:

 

[Domon]

I thought this thread was about marklar

it will be once fly posts.

 

[wetwillie]

it will be once fly posts.

Someone needs to hack his account! Mustardman's too damnit!!

j/k, j/k

 

[Floptical]

Someone needs to hack his account! Mustardman's too damnit!!

j/k, j/k

 

[Immigrant]

I didn’t do much shoplifting when I was a kid, but I knew a guy who had a pair of pants that he sewed a pocket almost as long as the pant leg into that he filled with candy at the corner drug store. But...

When I was 12-13, I stole a billy club out of an unlocked police car while the cop was inside A&W. I then broke it hitting a tree within a half hour of stealing it. Took it right off the seat of the cruiser and pedaled away as fast as I could. I had a friend with me that I was gonna toss it to but he split as soon as he saw me lean into the car window. Asshole.

 

[Ledboots]

I stole a popsicle as a kid and was caught by a store worker. My dad made me go and apologize for stealing from the guy's family (!). I was a watch out for friends mall thievery in high school but never did myself.

I have a terrible poker face so would surely be caught.

 

[Strings]

Ya shady fuckers.
I'm keeping my wallet in my front pocket at the UF BBQ.

 

[Jehannum]

Ya shady fuckers.
I'm keeping my wallet in my front pocket at the UF BBQ.

You should always keep your wallet in the front pocket, because you'll get sciatic nerve pain if you keep it in the ass pocket.

 

[Strings]

You should always keep your wallet in the front pocket, because you'll get sciatic nerve pain if you keep it in the ass pocket.

First world problems.

 

[Jehannum]

First world problems.

Hey, I'm just looking to decrease the amount of butthurt in the world.

 

[APRIL]

I used to work at a RadioShack. It's in the job description to steal to so the paycheck at least is fair.

 

[Valve1138]

I think some packs of gatorade gum at the Cumbies.

 

[Valve1138]

I used to work at a RadioShack. It's in the job description to steal to so the paycheck at least is fair.

One of my old roommates friends worked at CompUSSR. He had a returns scam going where he would take the returns out of the box.

Took them a few months to figure it out an all they did was fire him.

then he joined the Navy.

 

[Valve1138]

a whole ton of stuff. I had a klepto streak from about 8 to 20.

Never stole from a store though, only from school and stuff. Which is all the shittier of a thing to do.

If it's a public school, it's you money anyways duhhhhh.

 

[Amstel]

You should always keep your wallet in the front pocket, because you'll get sciatic nerve pain if you keep it in the ass pocket.

anyone who's got a wallet that big is a hoarder. Seriously.

Also, at that size, it must look really cute in your front pocket.

 

[wetwillie]

I think some packs of gatorade gum at the Cumbies.

Did it give you the extra energy to run afterwards?