GAY The Useless Travel Thread

[Valve1138]

The chili was filling.

I bet this guy is on my flight.

He gonna fart up a storm.

 

[Floptical]

Tech outage is causing a nice ripple effect of delays across all airlines this morning. Glad I built in some extra time.

 

[fly]

Tech outage is causing a nice ripple effect of delays across all airlines this morning. Glad I built in some extra time.

It's crazy that so many airlines use the same 3P backend for various shit.

 

[Floptical]

It's crazy that so many airlines use the same 3P backend for various shit.

I bet some will drop aerodata now. I know SWA is up for re-negotiations with them. So my last 4 flights. 2 cancelled, 1 they were offering $1200 to get off because there were so many pax from other canceled flights. And now this delay.

 

[Valve1138]

30 minute delay on my JetBlue flight this morning.

They made the movies free.

 

[fly]

30 minute delay on my JetBlue flight this morning.

They made the movies free.

Southwest is always open bar after a flight delay.

 

[Floptical]

Southwest is always open bar after a flight delay.

I have seen that only once after a very long delay.

 

[fly]

I have seen that only once after a very long delay.

It's easily happened to us 10 times, they just don't advertise it.

 

[Floptical]

It's easily happened to us 10 times, they just don't advertise it.

Kinda like when you’ve had sex with a woman.

 

[Floptical]

So I busted ass this morning from WY to get down to Utah to take the last flight out tonight that got to Denver at 11. I switched my flight and it immediately pops up that it’s delayed 3 hours. The agent says you can’t check in your bag this early now so you’ll have to wait. I was like fuck you I’m getting a hotel and getting some drinks. It’s been a long fucking day. I get to my hotel and remember I’m in ducking Utah.....so many stupid rules. I should have stayed in WY or ID.

 

[kiwi]

Could have just driven to Denver and been there about the same time.

 

[Valve1138]

DCA had 5 minute Clear enrollment the other day.

Am I a sucker for not blowing money on it and not big timing @Mrs. Valve ?

 

[Floptical]

DCA had 5 minute Clear enrollment the other day.

Am I a sucker for not blowing money on it and not big timing @Mrs. Valve ?

It’s always like a 5 minute process. It’s basicslly just them pulling like a credit style report and it asks you a few questions for verification.

 

[Valve1138]

Clearly I made a grave mistake.

 

[fly]

DCA had 5 minute Clear enrollment the other day.

Am I a sucker for not blowing money on it and not big timing @Mrs. Valve ?

You can usually find a free 90 days online. We don't have it, or need it, at TPA, so I just can't justify the cost.

 

[Valve1138]

You can usually find a free 90 days online. We don't have it, or need it, at TPA, so I just can't justify the cost.

We have yet to need it, so I can't justify the cost.

 

[fly]

We have yet to need it, so I can't justify the cost.

If you flew in/out of DEN, it would be totally worth it. That airport is a constant shitshow.

 

[Valve1138]

If you flew in/out of DEN, it would be totally worth it. That airport is a constant shitshow.

I'll be sure to avoid it.

 

[Valve1138]

Flying home yesterday, Grandma clearly just got PreChek and thought it meant she could bring whatever she wanted through security.

It was just us and she was ahead of me in line, so I stuck my bag on the x-ray thingy in the 6" space she had left while getting testy with TSA.

 

[Floptical]

We have yet to need it, so I can't justify the cost.

Like I said mine is half airports and half concerts/sporting events. Here and some of the other major metros have Clear lines at the sporting events and venues. Which saves a bunch of time heading into a game.