GAY The Useless Travel Thread

[Petunia]

i think i’m going to NYC with Kiko on monday after i finish my fkn training this week.

i need retail therapy and a healthy game of “what’s that smell” in the subway stairs

 

[Mikeawesome]

i think i’m going to NYC with Kiko on monday after i finish my fkn training this week.

i need retail therapy and a healthy game of “what’s that smell” in the subway stairs

been to nyc once and nothing will bring me back there. its just a total shit hole.

 

[tre]

i think i’m going to NYC with Kiko on monday after i finish my fkn training this week.

i need retail therapy and a healthy game of “what’s that smell” in the subway stairs

That smell is shit, but the game is to guess which species it comes from

 

[kiwi]

That smell is shit, but the game is to guess which species it comes from

I bet it’s humans.

 

[tre]

I bet it’s humans.

Rats are a solid bet too

 

[Petunia]

been to nyc once and nothing will bring me back there. its just a total shit hole.

i love NYC.
amazing restaurants and shopping.

 

[Peppers]

i love NYC.
amazing restaurants and shopping.

Most importantly it's the thin crust pizza capital of the world.

 

[APRIL]

Most importantly it's the thin crust pizza capital of the world.

The most boring pizza style in all the world.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i love NYC.
amazing restaurants and shopping.

Plus, as you walk the streets, you get to play the game of "what did I just step in?"

 

[Petunia]

Most importantly it's the thin crust pizza capital of the world.

pizza is for fat people

anyways i like high end restaurants in nyc but sometimes i forget my audience here

 

[tre]

pizza is for fat people

anyways i like high end restaurants in nyc but sometimes i forget my audience here

I went to Le Bernardin in NYC for my 40th birthday, and it was fucking incredible, you'd love it.

 

[fly]

been to nyc once and nothing will bring me back there. its just a total shit hole.

Then stop being poor.

 

[APRIL]

I love being inside of NYC businesses, hate walking on the street. Bleeehhh wash your ass, NYC.

 

[Peppers]

pizza is for fat people

anyways i like high end restaurants in nyc but sometimes i forget my audience here

I'm sure their gyro food trucks are the best in the world too.

 

[Mikeawesome]

Then stop being poor.

even if i am rich i wouldnt go back. dont understand the allure of that city.

 

[fly]

even if i am rich i wouldnt go back. dont understand the allure of that city.

It's like Miami. Its a shithole unless you've got $$$.

 

[Jehannum]

The date for leaving for Austin approacheth, and I'm growing more nervous.

Will my 300,000 mile Audi make it? Will I be stuck somewhere in a Texas agricultural zone getting buttfucked by hillbillies?

ZOMG!

 

[tre]

The date for leaving for Austin approacheth, and I'm growing more nervous.

Will my 300,000 mile Audi make it? Will I be stuck somewhere in a Texas agricultural zone getting buttfucked by hillbillies?

ZOMG!

I’d wager you’re more likely to be shot in Texas in a Sasquatch sighting

 

[fly]

After getting bad gas once, I have to rent a car otherwise my anxiety is through the roof.

 

[Jehannum]

After getting bad gas once, I have to rent a car otherwise my anxiety is through the roof.

Stay away from Allsups, bro.