GAY The Useless Travel Thread

[ZRH]

That's hard to do, but a friend's kid managed to do it.

Diesel hoses are usually too big to get the nozzle in.

 

[tre]

Diesel hoses are usually too big to get the nozzle in.

Well, that’s a problem none of us can relate to…

 

[fly]

Diesel hoses are usually too big to get the nozzle in.

Yes, he just pressed it against the opening. He drove about 5' before he realized that it might not be right and called his parents. No permanent damage.

 

[Peppers]

Yes, he just pressed it against the opening. He drove about 5' before he realized that it might not be right and called his parents. No permanent damage.

I had a coworker do that to one of our work vehicles a few years back

 

[ZRH]

I wish I could be that stupid.

Like this person I know is convinced she can't get on Instagram on her new phone. It works on the old one! I just can't... Help, it's too dumb.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Well, that’s a problem none of us can relate to…

Says you

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Diesel hoses are usually too big to get the nozzle in.

Not an issue with older cars.

Fun fact, an air cooled VW will 100% run on diesel, but once cold will no longer start.
Not speaking from direct experience, but I know who it has happened to

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Not an issue with older cars.

Fun fact, an air cooled VW will 100% run on diesel, but once cold will no longer start.
Not speaking from direct experience, but I know who it has happened to

Them old vws will run on just about anything combustible

 

[fly]

Them old vws will run on just about anything combustible

It will likely even run with combustible Jews. THE PEOPLES CAR!

 

[tre]

It will likely even run with combustible Jews. THE PEOPLES CAR!

I thought of this too, but had the common decency not to post it

 

[ZRH]

Not an issue with older cars.

Fun fact, an air cooled VW will 100% run on diesel, but once cold will no longer start.
Not speaking from direct experience, but I know who it has happened to

That makes sense. It just needs compression.

Most people aren't driving vintage diesels though.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

That makes sense. It just needs compression.

Most people aren't driving vintage diesels though.

Two stroke outboards like diesel as well.

 

[Petunia]

I have been assigned a trip to Saratoga, and I have a three day layover there. Who has been there? Where the fuck is this place..
All I know is that it’s in upstate New York. Not gonna lie, when I got my assignment and read Saratoga I thought it was a fucking island in the Caribbean.

 

[Peppers]

I have been assigned a trip to Saratoga, and I have a three day layover there. Who has been there? Where the fuck is this place..
All I know is that it’s in upstate New York. Not gonna lie, when I got my assignment and read Saratoga I thought it was a fucking island in the Caribbean.

Your Destination Guide to Saratoga Springs, NY!

Discover Saratoga is your official travel guide to Saratoga Springs, NY! Find things to do, start planning your trip, and discover what makes Saratoga a great place to visit.

www.discoversaratoga.org

 

[Petunia]

Your Destination Guide to Saratoga Springs, NY!

Discover Saratoga is your official travel guide to Saratoga Springs, NY! Find things to do, start planning your trip, and discover what makes Saratoga a great place to visit.

www.discoversaratoga.org

Cool, I guess I’ll spend three days in bed watching porn in my hotel room

 

[Peppers]

Cool, I guess I’ll spend three days in bed watching porn in my hotel room

Or you can go bet the ponies

 

[Petunia]

Or you can go bet the ponies

I’m never going to save money to move to another country if I am throwing my dollars at the ponies

 

[fly]

Saratoga Springs is supposed to be pretty.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Cool, I guess I’ll spend three days in bed watching porn in my hotel room

You could go to the Ballston Spa. Its got "balls" in it. Maybe it'll have something for you.

 

[eileenbunny]

Well, now I'm in Glasgow in bed in my hotel room with a terrible migraine. This blows. I want to see the city.