Baby The Talk

[Petunia]

Thank you!!!!!! I realize he really does need to get it all together and a book with pics should help. Looks easy to read for him too.

Honestly the book illustrations are too cute!

 

[Darth Handsome]

OMG in sure the peanut gallery will chime in with my spermz in the mouth phobia

You must have been the oddest stripper in the troupe.

 

[tre]

You must have been the oddest stripper in the troupe.

there's a shortage of latina strippers in Canada, we have to make do with whatever we can get.

 

[eileenbunny]

Honestly the book illustrations are too cute!

Are you seriously going to leave us hanging like this?!? What happens next? Which sperm wins the race? What happens when the egg gets to the uterus? Personally I'm rooting for happy Mr "time to go", but the constipated one on the left of the front row might just have this all wrapped up.

 

[Amstel]

Is there a banana or pear in that book?

asking for a friend.

 

[helenabear]

Honestly the book illustrations are too cute!

OMG I love this. It looks hilarious yet good!

 

[tre]

Is there a banana or pear in that book?

asking for a friend.

my banana did the amazing sperm trip all up in a pear last night

 

[tre]

actually that's not true, there's a bridge out on the sperm's trip for me

 

[kiwi]

Thank you!!!!!! I realize he really does need to get it all together and a book with pics should help. Looks easy to read for him too.

For Haylee she's had this one forever and it's great https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0794...ning+to+me&dpPl=1&dpID=41uNzv+fpWL&ref=plSrch

I need to pick up the boy one now that they are getting older.

 

[HipHugHer]

Is all this really so complicated it requires multiple books?

 

[kiwi]

Is all this really so complicated it requires multiple books?

We only have the one. It just goes through all the basics all nice and easy with appropriate illustrations.

 

[HipHugHer]

We only have the one. It just goes through all the basics all nice and easy with appropriate illustrations.

Is there a section on controlling gag reflex?

 

[Strings]

Is there a section on controlling gag reflex?

Evidently they have a class for that. If the picture we saw yesterday is to be believed.

 

[HipHugHer]

Evidently they have a class for that. If the picture we saw yesterday is to be believed.

I saw that pre-edit.

 

[plot]

I had cinemax and older brothers, everything was known by the time I was like 7. Even the dirty Sanchez, which is kind of impressive since it was pre internet.

 

[HipHugHer]

I had cinemax and older brothers, everything was known by the time I was like 7. Even the dirty Sanchez, which is kind of impressive since it was pre internet.

@nukes

You know this guy?

 

[Darth Handsome]

Is there a section on controlling gag reflex?

Oh yeah because you've ever caused that to happen. Aside from your appearance, I mean.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Im sorry Hips. That was mean, I shouldnta said that.

 

[Petunia]

Are you seriously going to leave us hanging like this?!? What happens next? Which sperm wins the race? What happens when the egg gets to the uterus? Personally I'm rooting for happy Mr "time to go", but the constipated one on the left of the front row might just have this all wrapped up.

the lazy fat sperm surprisingly won and made it to the egg
and shockingly its A BOY

 

[Petunia]

For Haylee she's had this one forever and it's great https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0794512674/ref=mp_s_a_1_4?qid=1463161086&sr=8-4&pi=AC_SX236_SY340_QL65&keywords=whats+happening+to+me&dpPl=1&dpID=41uNzv+fpWL&ref=plSrch

I need to pick up the boy one now that they are getting older.

awww that book looks great

someone should wishlist it to @APRIL cuz Im sure her titties are going to bud soon. REAL SOON