Yesterday after school, my 9yr old asked me:
Mama what is Horny? my friend at school says it means penis but I think thats wrong.
so we had THE TALK last night and it was not what i expected at all... there were tears and everything.
we have talked about our body parts/general functions etc in the past, but not about the actual act of intercourse stuff.
so hes SUPER uncomfortable about the whole thing and hates saying vagina in front of me so we changed all the words to make him feel better and open up more.
penis = banana
testicles = grapes
vagina = pear
bum = coconut
breasts = melons (of course)
I explained to him how the daddy's banana enters the moms pear and EJACULATES the sperm in the mommy's pear and it swims to the egg to make a baby.
so he was like MY DADDY DID THAT TO YOUUUUU?!!?!?!? *cries*
is 9 yrs old too young for this? like he was SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND EVEN CRIED LOL!!! his school started health and sexuality this week so here we go....
it was a fkn mess.
i think some of us have kiddies around the same age... (except amstel)... have you guys walked down this slippery road yet?
@helenabear @kiwi @Amstel @Puff Dabby @Applesauce @Ledboots
Mama what is Horny? my friend at school says it means penis but I think thats wrong.
so we had THE TALK last night and it was not what i expected at all... there were tears and everything.
we have talked about our body parts/general functions etc in the past, but not about the actual act of intercourse stuff.
so hes SUPER uncomfortable about the whole thing and hates saying vagina in front of me so we changed all the words to make him feel better and open up more.
penis = banana
testicles = grapes
vagina = pear
bum = coconut
breasts = melons (of course)
I explained to him how the daddy's banana enters the moms pear and EJACULATES the sperm in the mommy's pear and it swims to the egg to make a baby.
so he was like MY DADDY DID THAT TO YOUUUUU?!!?!?!? *cries*
is 9 yrs old too young for this? like he was SO UNCOMFORTABLE AND EVEN CRIED LOL!!! his school started health and sexuality this week so here we go....
it was a fkn mess.
i think some of us have kiddies around the same age... (except amstel)... have you guys walked down this slippery road yet?
@helenabear @kiwi @Amstel @Puff Dabby @Applesauce @Ledboots