Ontopic The "Should not have done that" thread V. Sexual Misdeeds

[Immigrant]

Careful Handsome.

What is funny or acceptable today may not be tomorrow, like use of “homo” or “fag” etc.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Careful Handsome.

What is funny or acceptable today may not be tomorrow, like use of “homo” or “fag” etc.

its not even acceptable to be white anymore so I figure what the heck

 

[Immigrant]

its not even acceptable to be white anymore so I figure what the heck

Careful again, Handsome.

A year from now, someone will insist you claimed to be a white supremacist once.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Careful again, Handsome.

A year from now, someone will insist you claimed to be a white supremacist once.

Im tempted to become a white supremacist just to show these dumb bastards what supremacy really looks like

 

[Immigrant]

Im tempted to become a white supremacist just to show these dumb bastards what supremacy really looks like

That brought out a hearty guffaw. Thanks for that.

 

[Darth Handsome]

That brought out a hearty guffaw. Thanks for that.

anytime brother. And if you want me to drag Eddie outside & beat the shit out him, just say so. Typically I dont need much incentive to get behind such an endeavor

 

[Immigrant]

anytime brother. And if you want me to drag Eddie outside & beat the shit out him, just say so. Typically I dont need much incentive to get behind such an endeavor

Nope. I wish no ill on anyone, for the most part.

 

[wetwillie]

Nope. I wish no ill on anyone, for the most part.

Same-same. I liked your commentary on teaching kids shit to stay safe in the other thread.

anytime brother. And if you want me to drag Eddie outside & beat the shit out him, just say so. Typically I dont need much incentive to get behind such an endeavor

I'd have beaten you unconscious long before we got to the door.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

OnTopic, goobers

 

[wetwillie]

OnTopic, goobers

Yes Asa.

anytime brother. And if you want me to drag Eddie outside & beat the shit out him, just say so. Typically I dont need much incentive to get behind such an endeavor

Asa says I have to resort to gagging you with my 7.5" dick and blowing the phlegm off your tonsils with a hot load.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Yes Asa.
Asa says I have to resort to gagging you with my 7.5" dick and blowing the phlegm off your tonsils with a hot load.

Assa can add taking a flying fuck at the moon to his own list of sexual misdeeds

 

[Jehannum]

Assa can add taking a flying fuck at the moon to his own list of sexual misdeeds

I once fucked a Canadian's nose until his nostrils were all janky and lopsided.

 

[nukes]

I once fucked a Canadian's nose until his nostrils were all janky and lopsided.

That's mighty on topic.

 

[Strings]

That's mighty on topic.

Well, he probably shouldn't have done it.
Like the title says.

 

[nukes]

Well, he probably shouldn't have done it.
Like the title says.

I'm sure he regrets that heinous act.

 

[Jehannum]

I'm sure he regrets that heinous act.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Any Canadian worth his or her salt wouldnt piss on the best part of that ape much less allow him access to his or her nostrils

 

[wetwillie]

Any Canadian worth his or her salt wouldnt piss on the best part of that ape much less allow him access to his or her nostrils

 

[Jehannum]

Any Canadian worth his or her salt wouldnt piss on the best part of that ape much less allow him access to his or her nostrils

Is this the Canadian version of "A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell"?

 

[wetwillie]

Sex scandel at the high school where I went to school. Geesh, teachers banging students again. And the vice-principle too. Allegedly.
And then this teacher the next town over. 26 and married. Caught on tape banging two underage students in her car. Her last name is Houghtaling. And that's exactly right. She should have been hoteling and she never would have got caught.
Edit/add: drug charge added, giving them Xanax. *She was special education teacher. FFS.