Of course.
Dark amber is where the flavor is, but robot is a Vermonster- he knows more than I about maple.
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Dark amber is where the flavor is, but robot is a Vermonster- he knows more than I about maple.
I'm used to the Old Elpaso flavor and cost a buck. So not expensive, just lazy. But I bet the make your own would taste just as good, probably better.
Ham belongs in a BBQ smoker. Want glazed? Pour a Coca-Cola over it now and then after its had a few hours to soak up the smoke. Or a dark beer.
Not a huge fan of really sweet, pinneapley ham, prefer just the BBQ smokiness along with its natural saltiness, but of course I'll eat shovels full of it anyway.
Not a huge fan of really sweet, pinneapley ham, prefer just the BBQ smokiness along with its natural saltiness, but of course I'll eat shovels full of it anyway.
It takes a long time and I'm not a fan of getting up early, so dinner will likely be past your bedtime.
Smart balance spread?
Seriously that's just nasty shit. Use the real thing or go home. No one wants vegan potatoes if they are eating ham for a meal. it's like making cauliflower for mashed potatoes. Gross.
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You can't please all of the Estrogen Committee all of the time.
I've fed that garlic mashed recipe to serious dairy fanatics to rave reviews.
I didn't tell them the ingredients.
I've fed that garlic mashed recipe to serious dairy fanatics to rave reviews.
I didn't tell them the ingredients.
Looks good but needs salt and pepper. though. I add the potato water to thin them, needs less margarine then.
You can't please all of the Estrogen Committee all of the time.
I've fed that garlic mashed recipe to serious dairy fanatics to rave reviews.
I didn't tell them the ingredients.
I'm affraid to add my Humble Pie recipe.
eileenbunny
Druish Princess
While I tend to agree with you, of all the nasty plastic chemical based spreads, Smart Balance is my favorite. My sister uses that crap and I don't HATE it.
I just don't understand people that choose a specialty diet and wind up eating crap that is really bad for them because of it. Vegans, those gluten sensitivity nutters, the Paleo people that wind up eating a ton of mercury containing fish, all of them. Crazy. Just eat some fucking delicious food and quit worrying about it. The worry will kill you before anything else. And most of the animals you are eating wouldn't have even existed if it weren't for the food industry so don't think twice about killing them. Just try to eat the ones that aren't all amped up on hormones and antibiotics if you can help it. If you can't, don't fucking worry about it. Again, the worry will kill you.
Man, I'm taking this food thread way too seriously. Where is my bong?
I hated Smart balance the last time I tried it. My dad uses something and I'm not a fan of it. I don't mind a simple blend (real butter & oil blend - like single ingredient oil like olive or such) but I'm really not a fan of margarine anyway. I'll tolerate them but prefer the real thing or olive oil to it.
Don't get me started on the Paleo diets... ugh. But yes, eat as good as you can when you can and try not to worry. I do have some no way at all in my house (artificial sweeteners) but nothing that is really hard to avoid.
Oh well in that case, I am very sorry. A good friend of mine had a legit dairy allergy (not even intolerance) and I saw how bad it was for her. I'll forgive you for that because being allergic or even intolerant is a real PITA.
I thought you were just trying to be 'healthy' or something. I'll pick on you for your lack of love of cloves instead
This so much.
Seriously, margarine is vegetable oil that's first run through the same chemical process that's used to make paraffin from fuel oil at an oil refinery. Then there's some water and stabilizers added to it to give it the same physical properties (texture, melting point, whatever) as butter, followed by food coloring and artificial flavor to make it look and taste like butter. That shit isn't food, it's flavored wax.
There's lots of things you could replace it with in that recipe and still make kickass mashed potatoes. Butter's a mixture of oil and water, replace it with something that's also oil and water. Olive oil and vegetable broth. Or fuck it, ranch dressing.
Youre always picking on me for something.Oh well in that case, I am very sorry. A good friend of mine had a legit dairy allergy (not even intolerance) and I saw how bad it was for her. I'll forgive you for that because being allergic or even intolerant is a real PITA.
I thought you were just trying to be 'healthy' or something. I'll pick on you for your lack of love of cloves instead
What's the matter, is Coqui insufficient?
He's not as much fun to pick on especially when watching football. I joke with you out of love
I know what you're up to.He's not as much fun to pick on especially when watching football. I joke with you out of love
He comes in hours later, sees you in dialogue with a man, and the jealousy ensues.
One thing leads to another...
Smart chick, but Im on to you.
Good thing I'm a romantic, I approve.
eileenbunny
Druish Princess
I totally get allergies. I'm allergic to bananas, but it's not slight. Touching a banana might send me to the hospital. Parents love to let their kids wander around while eating those fucking things too. It's like the world is trying to kill me.
I also can't eat onions, msg, nitrates, artificial sweeteners, sulfates, tyramine in high concentrations, or citric acid in high concentrations. All that causes migraines for me. It blows.
Can't blame a girl for working things in her favor right? we still have time to go in the game too so I am killing time...
Darth Handsome
Not Nearly as Handsome as Advertised.
@helenabear
In this case the term "man" is used rather loosely.
That said, when are you going to dump that bum and get a real man?
I recommend a loose Nukes.