Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[Mr. Argumentor]

Wow, man. So you're at least 9. Jeez

 

[Coqui]

Kiko is 11, in grade 6 and alllllll of the sudden a got some fkn attitude ...



@tre @kiwi @helenabear @Coqui @Jehannum
and every one else with a preteen ... are y’all getting any sass from your chirrenz

Not yet. He's a little on the lazy side so he does take forever to do things we ask him to do.

Although he's still 10. (Even though he's bigger than you)

 

[Coqui]

Kiko just gets frustrated super fast and he’s been talking back a little bit and I’m like OH HELLLLL NO.
I’m Latina and I got the chancla at arms reach. Don’t try me kid

 

[Petunia]

Not yet. He's a little on the lazy side so he does take forever to do things we ask him to do.

Although he's still 10. (Even though he's bigger than you)

Oh Kiko was still lovely at 10... now, not so much. It’s like he’s a bipolar tween. One minute he loves and and the next minute he’s zapping me with his laser eyes.
He’s not super lazy (yet) cuz he knows if he doesn’t do his chores he doesn’t have access to any of his stupid devices, so he literally comes home and is a tornado with his chores ... sometimes half assed but he’s on it.
When he’s grounded he’s a horrible little hobbit

 

[nukes]

Oh Kiko was still lovely at 10... now, not so much. It’s like he’s a bipolar tween. One minute he loves and and the next minute he’s zapping me with his laser eyes.
He’s not super lazy (yet) cuz he knows if he doesn’t do his chores he doesn’t have access to any of his stupid devices, so he literally comes home and is a tornado with his chores ... sometimes half assed but he’s on it.
When he’s grounded he’s a horrible little hobbit

You should not have granted him access to CEO via cohabitation. Now he has an extra parental unit to emulate. You're welcome.

 

[Petunia]

You should not have granted him access to CEO via cohabitation. Now he has an extra parental unit to emulate. You're welcome.

It’s like living with two babies

 

[nukes]

It’s like living with two babies

We should send CEO and my MIL to a desert island in the Pacific. I can't see a downside.

 

[Petunia]

We should send CEO and my MIL to a desert island in the Pacific. I can't see a downside.

Who will nag who to death!?

 

[nukes]

Who will nag who to death!?

And...oh the tantrums!

 

[wetwillie]

 

[Petunia]

And...oh the tantrums!

And the daggers

 

[nukes]

And the daggers

Yeah all the women in my house throw daggers.
#filipinafire

 

[Strings]

Yeah all the women in my house throw daggers.
#filipinafire

Careful, Nukes. You don't want to "die in your sleep" from 53 stab wounds.

...
Oh, snakes aren't baby friendly.

 

[wetwillie]

shit, they almost have him cornered.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

On topic, folks.

 

[Mikeawesome]

hey scooter theres no on topic tag

 

[Strings]

 

[nukes]

 

[wetwillie]

On topic, folks.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Suck my dick