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[nukes]

You might as well change her name to Maureen Kiki O’Blurr

I hope and pray everyday that both my kids skip the whole drug addiction thing you know?

 

[Petunia]

I hope and pray everyday that both my kids skip the whole drug addiction thing you know?

good luck

 

[nukes]

good luck

And good parenting. I can always serve as a bad example to them.

 

[Jehannum]

Katy Perry is cute and fun.
Take it anyway you want

 

[Petunia]

And good parenting. I can always serve as a bad example to them.

My mom was a good parent and she tried but she was too passive for my evil ass.
My dad was wrapped up in his own life and was in and out of my life for many years
I take full responsibility

 

[Strings]

Not as impressive with a crack in it.
That means you flinched and pinched a little.

 

[Domon]

Exchange i had with the two year old this morning over breakfast.

Daddy I'm finished, i want more

Ok, you'll have to wait, I'm feeding your sister

Why

Because i can't make more food right now

Why

Because i have to prepare it and I'm busy right now

Why

Because i have to cook it

Why

Because it would be hard to eat if i didn't

Why

Because your teeth aren't sharp enough

Why

Because you're an omnivore

No I'm not! I not an omvinore. No


And then she was mad for twenty minutes because i called her an omnivore.

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[nukes]

 

[Ledboots]

Exchange i had with the two year old this morning over breakfast.

Daddy I'm finished, i want more

Ok, you'll have to wait, I'm feeding your sister

Why

Because i can't make more food right now

Why

Because i have to prepare it and I'm busy right now

Why

Because i have to cook it

Why

Because it would be hard to eat if i didn't

Why

Because your teeth aren't sharp enough

Why

Because you're an omnivore

No I'm not! I not an omvinore. No


And then she was mad for twenty minutes because i called her an omnivore.

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Heeeheeheee vegan by 14

 

[nukes]

Heeeheeheee vegan by 14

I almost hit a curb and popped a tire reading that.

 

[Strings]

I almost hit a curb and popped a tire reading that.

Did a school bus cushion the impact, Nukes?

 

[HipHugHer]

Did a school bus cushion the impact, Nukes?

He has a Prius now.
The school bus would just turn it into a go-cart.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I almost hit a curb and popped a tire reading that.

you shouldnt forum and drive, man

 

[nukes]

you shouldnt forum and drive, man

You're not the boss of me. Except when you are.

 

[Domon]

Heeeheeheee vegan by 14

vegetarian for sure, she already pushes aside all her meet whenever we feed it to her. Eats e every veggie, but doesn't like the meat at all. She sure does love cheese though

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[Petunia]

Kiko is 11, in grade 6 and alllllll of the sudden a got some fkn attitude ...



@tre @kiwi @helenabear @Coqui @Jehannum
and every one else with a preteen ... are y’all getting any sass from your chirrenz

 

[Amstel]

Kiko is 11, in grade 6 and alllllll of the sudden a got some fkn attitude ...



@tre @kiwi @helenabear @Coqui @Jehannum
and every one else with a preteen ... are y’all getting any sass from your chirrenz

Mine started at 13. She came home one day from school and I thought, "omg. it's happening." and just like that - adorable, loveable, agreeable halfpint questioned everything and wanted to be left alone. No warning.

 

[nukes]

My daughter started her teen tude at 3 months old and has been refining it ever since.

 

[Amstel]

 

[Petunia]

Mine started at 13. She came home one day from school and I thought, "omg. it's happening." and just like that - adorable, loveable, agreeable halfpint questioned everything and wanted to be left alone. No warning.

Ugh how did you get through it