Mean Mr. Mustard
Always shouts out something obscene
My son poops with the door open, then wants to have a conversation with you while hes in there
Hes 8, so its kinda cute I guess?
But if I try to do that , holy hell the screaming, jeebus.
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My son poops with the door open, then wants to have a conversation with you while hes in there
Hes 8, so its kinda cute I guess?
But if I try to do that , holy hell the screaming, jeebus.
Kids get a pass on lots of stuff. You’ll know he’s maturing as soon as he insists on the door staying closed, multiple times per day.
If my friend ever tries that, he’ll never set foot in here again.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
Mr. Argumentor
I fab shitboxes and shitbox accessories.
I don’t know where the first hole came from exactly. Something about the two boys fighting/wrestling. The second crack came cause I put our pull up bar in his doorway cause he’s always asking to use it and he shut the door without seeing it the first time. Apparently giant metal bars are hard to spot. The second time he shut it with the pull up bar up he simply forgot it was there.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
ugh, I think my son got on the wrong fuckin' bus on the 1st day of school.
My son is starting a new all English school in sept. in our new city.
He has gone to French schools his whole life so I’m hoping this year will be super easy for him.
We have hired a French tutor to keep his French going tho.
Yay Kiko
He has gone to French schools his whole life so I’m hoping this year will be super easy for him.
We have hired a French tutor to keep his French going tho.
Yay Kiko
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
YAY, my participant ribbon finally arrived!
You'll be expected to speak at the ceremonies for ever.
Yeesh. Watch out - when they get a little bigger they might accidentally knock you out - at least that's what happened at our house. Poor mom, out cold.
Got up early
Made my Kiko a smoothie
Packed him a kick ass lunch
Had a great morning planning out our week
Went over a project
Hugs + kisses and off to school he went
I kick up my feet and think .... aaahhhh I’m awesome!
Kiko FaceTimes me from the school parking lot
“MAMA THE SCHOOL IS CLOSED TODAY, IM THE ONLY IDIOT HERE!!!”
Ugh totally forgot the school was closed today
Mom of the Year moment
Made my Kiko a smoothie
Packed him a kick ass lunch
Had a great morning planning out our week
Went over a project
Hugs + kisses and off to school he went
I kick up my feet and think .... aaahhhh I’m awesome!
Kiko FaceTimes me from the school parking lot
“MAMA THE SCHOOL IS CLOSED TODAY, IM THE ONLY IDIOT HERE!!!”
Ugh totally forgot the school was closed today
Mom of the Year moment
Got up early
Made my Kiko a smoothie
Packed him a kick ass lunch
Had a great morning planning out our week
Went over a project
Hugs + kisses and off to school he went
I kick up my feet and think .... aaahhhh I’m awesome!
Kiko FaceTimes me from the school parking lot
“MAMA THE SCHOOL IS CLOSED TODAY, IM THE ONLY IDIOT HERE!!!”
Ugh totally forgot the school was closed today
Mom of the Year moment
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
So he came home and I felt so bad... I have granted him access to his fortnite account (he hasn’t played it since early August) so he has forgiven me
nukes
I Eat Buttholes Raw
It's a hyper responsible move. We've done it. Better to show up on a closed day than blow off an open day.