Baby The Official Baby/Fetus/BirthCanal Thread

[Petunia]

He should go outside.

He’s meeting a friend at noon at the park on their bikes
It’s only 930am

 

[Domon]

Got up early
Made my Kiko a smoothie
Packed him a kick ass lunch
Had a great morning planning out our week
Went over a project
Hugs + kisses and off to school he went

I kick up my feet and think .... aaahhhh I’m awesome!

Kiko FaceTimes me from the school parking lot

“MAMA THE SCHOOL IS CLOSED TODAY, IM THE ONLY IDIOT HERE!!!”

Ugh totally forgot the school was closed today

Mom of the Year moment

this surprises noone

 

[Domon]

(says the dude that accidentally went to work on thanksgiving once)

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

(says the dude that accidentally went to work on thanksgiving once)

"Man, traffic is great today!"

 

[wetwillie]

Got up early
Made my Kiko a smoothie
Packed him a kick ass lunch
Had a great morning planning out our week
Went over a project
Hugs + kisses and off to school he went

I kick up my feet and think .... aaahhhh I’m awesome!

Kiko FaceTimes me from the school parking lot

“MAMA THE SCHOOL IS CLOSED TODAY, IM THE ONLY IDIOT HERE!!!”

Ugh totally forgot the school was closed today

Mom of the Year moment

WHY would he call you and tell you? It could have been a day full of adventures for him. I'm very sad.

(says the dude that accidentally went to work on thanksgiving once)

Sunday morning - same concept.

 

[Jehannum]

WHY would he call you and tell you? It could have been a day full of adventures for him. I'm very sad.

How embarrassing would it be for him to run into his mom at the strip club though.

 

[wetwillie]

How embarrassing would it be for him to run into his mom at the strip club though.

Maybe she could get him an employee's discount on something.

If he ever has one of those"let your parent tell your class about their career" days, they could bring in one of those portable poles and Maureen could demonstrate for them. His social life would SOAR!

 

[Petunia]

this surprises noone

First the 6am abandonments for a sausage mcmuffin and now this !!

 

[Petunia]

WHY would he call you and tell you? It could have been a day full of adventures for him. I'm very sad.

Omg noooo he’s only 11, his evil hasn’t kicked in yet

 

[HipHugHer]

Lol.

 

[Petunia]

How embarrassing would it be for him to run into his mom at the strip club though.

 

[Petunia]

Maybe she could get him an employee's discount on something.

If he ever has one of those"let your parent tell your class about their career" days, they could bring in one of those portable poles and Maureen could demonstrate for them. His social life would SOAR!

 

[nukes]

Omg noooo he’s only 11, his evil hasn’t kicked in yet

Wait til my daughter gets through with him.
She could turn anyone evil.

 

[wetwillie]

Omg noooo he’s only 11, his evil hasn’t kicked in yet

Late bloomer. Or just really sneaky.

 

[Jehannum]

Homophobic and repugnant.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

Homophobic and repugnant.

truth

 

[Petunia]

Homophobic and repugnant.

Katy Perry is cute and fun.
Take it anyway you want

 

[Petunia]

Wait til my daughter gets through with him.
She could turn anyone evil.

Girls are all around evil. I’m sooooo glad I never got a mini me

 

[nukes]

Girls are all around evil. I’m sooooo glad I never got a mini me

Then she totally flipped the script about 3 times a week and is the sweetest most adorable little princess on the face of the Earth.

 

[Petunia]

Then she totally flipped the script about 3 times a week and is the sweetest most adorable little princess on the face of the Earth.

You might as well change her name to Maureen Kiki O’Blurr