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Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski

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Okay ladies I'm fucking raging today. I want to strangle someone. I lay in bed all last night plotting murder and being furious and can't even remember the reason why.

Tell me how to end this lady time rage!!! :mad: :heart:
 

Sarcasmo

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Yesterday my girlfriend had a meeting from 9 am until 5 pm. Horrible way for her to spend a Sunday. So I took her dog for a 10-mile walk, came home and showered, lit some candles, and made her grilled salmon with homemade lime butter sauce and garlic shrimp penne pasta. After she got home and we ate, I sat her down on the sofa with some red wine, turned on some tv smut, and cleaned the kitchen. She was very happy. Which made me very happy.
 

b_sinning

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Nov 22, 2004
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My wife has been super mega pms bitch all weekend. Constantly trying to start fights with me or fussing at my son nonstop. So yesterday I couldn't take it anymore and told her I was going to hang out with a friend of mine. She then all sad face asked me "Why don't you want to hang out with me?" Because you're THE DEVIL!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwAHkFz-fvQ&feature=related&feature=iv#t=4m34s

I still can't figure out how to add in a stop point.
 

Syrup Beaver

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Yesterday my girlfriend had a meeting from 9 am until 5 pm. Horrible way for her to spend a Sunday. So I took her dog for a 10-mile walk, came home and showered, lit some candles, and made her grilled salmon with homemade lime butter sauce and garlic shrimp penne pasta. After she got home and we ate, I sat her down on the sofa with some red wine, turned on some tv smut, and cleaned the kitchen. She was very happy. Which made me very happy.

I don't think NME has a dog though.
 

Mean Mr. Mustard

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Yesterday my girlfriend had a meeting from 9 am until 5 pm. Horrible way for her to spend a Sunday. So I took her dog for a 10-mile walk, came home and showered, lit some candles, and made her grilled salmon with homemade lime butter sauce and garlic shrimp penne pasta. After she got home and we ate, I sat her down on the sofa with some red wine, turned on some tv smut, and cleaned the kitchen. She was very happy. Which made me very happy.

Thats a lovely story, Damon.
 

b_sinning

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Nov 22, 2004
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Glad things are working out with the new lady Sarcasmo.

I once heard some of the best wisdom ever from a divorce attorney. No matter how wonderful your new lady appears to be, at some point in time she was some other suckers most evil bitch in the world.
 
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polo

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Yesterday my girlfriend

stopped reading here

also, grow up. you don't need doctor prescribed pills. aren't you meant to be a fucking buddhist or whatever hot new religion is being touted this week?
 

polo

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These pretzles are making me thirsty

i bought a few ounces of M&M's pretzals on friday night. they should be here tomorrow or whatever.

i'm beginning to think that was a terrible, terrible idea. sort of like the time i bought milk duds and they had congealed en route into a giant heavyweight unedible.