I have a bag of them on my desk right now.
Have you tried Axe? If you spray it diagonally across your trunk you will have sex soon thereafter. It's a genius marketing ploy because who doesn't like sex?
They're pretty good, good way to have a few chocolate covered pretzels without going to a fancy candy shoppe.
I don't use deodorant, just splash some whisky here and there.
Yesterday my girlfriend had a meeting from 9 am until 5 pm. Horrible way for her to spend a Sunday. So I took her dog for a 10-mile walk, came home and showered, lit some candles, and made her grilled salmon with homemade lime butter sauce and garlic shrimp penne pasta. After she got home and we ate, I sat her down on the sofa with some red wine, turned on some tv smut, and cleaned the kitchen. She was very happy. Which made me very happy.
If this was a show, would it be on Bravo or HGTV?