The girl thread

[tre]

my 20-month-old son loves makeup brushes.

i saw mine the other day with an eyelash curler

 

[Thorn Bird]

ok ok you take the cake.

you can HAVE the cake.

 

[tre]

I DONT WANT THE CAKE

 

[kiwi]

my 20-month-old son loves makeup brushes.

Mine's been doing his makeup with me since he was one. He also tries to teach the baby any chance he gets.

 

[APRIL]

if my son picks up a make up brush, i will love him no matter what.

Do you have a kid? You could feed an army with those things.

 

[Thorn Bird]

i'm assuming my son will be gay because he has a gay uncle and all, so might as well make sure he learns the trade now!

 

[tre]

anyone else own a CHI?

this shit is like my power tool.

The wife has a couple of those, if that's the ceramic on, and another one. Byliss or something like that. I kind of drift out of the conversation for some reason.

 

[Thorn Bird]

omg i thought it really was a tool. a non-girl tool.

 

[APRIL]

I'll overnight some pain killers to you.


/sekrat stalker

 

[tre]

Duke can hook you up if you show him some side boob

 

[APRIL]

It's not the first time she's tasted penis, Joe Rogan.

 

[Duke]

Duke can hook you up if you show him some side boob

Yeah, so no go. I heard a few promises for side boob before i went under the knife, no one has paid up yet.

It's all boob up front first now, yo.

 

[Coqui]

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[eileenbunny]

om send me vicodins.

i'll suck yar diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick man!!!

Until the pain killers arrive, I suggest doing something like washing the floor on your hands and knees. This repositions your uterus and makes the cramps subside. Actually, I suppose any activity where you are on your hands and knees for a while will do...pics pls?