The F33nX Fundraises for Cancer Thread

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Butt darts?

 

[APRIL]

Anal ring toss?

 

[plot]

peak show?

 

[snoogit]

sadly, this is also not an option. at least for me

Damn.

 

[FancyVest]

Bikini car wash

Or lap dances.

This bothers me. I tried raising money by offering to wash cars in my bikini and the only thing I got was arrested. Chicks have it made

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

This bothers me. I tried raising money by offering to wash cars in my bikini and the only thing I got was arrested. Chicks have it made

too many sororities have done that around here. plus, no one wants to see phd candidates that haven't seen the light of day since summer in bikinis.

 

[FancyVest]

I would still go. Its the only way I can get women to pay attention to me

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

I would still go. Its the only way I can get women to pay attention to me

Come to campus then, I'll wash your car is you donate

 

[snoogit]

too many sororities have done that around here. plus, no one wants to see phd candidates that haven't seen the light of day since summer in bikinis.

oh nonsense! Boobs is boobs.

 

[FancyVest]

Come to campus then, I'll wash your car is you donate

Oh, I will donate. Probably more than you would expect

 

[Duke]

Oh, I will donate. Probably more than you would expect

She's not taking semen in lieu of cash iirc.

 

[fly]

She's not taking semen in lieu of cash iirc.

Then I rescind my donation

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

She's not taking semen in lieu of cash iirc.

Well godammit what am I gonna do with this ziplock baggie full now?
I been working on it for a week.

 

[FancyVest]

She's not taking semen in lieu of cash iirc.

I will donate money before, semen during. I will take her to dinner afterward, sort of like a reverse date.

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

Then I rescind my donation

Depends...how much do you think your semen is worth? I could always trade it in for cash...

 

[fly]

I will donate money before, semen during. I will take her to dinner afterward, sort of like a reverse date.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well godammit what am I gonna do with this ziplock baggie full now?
I been working on it for a week.

Pronounce it "spoor-may" and sell it at Whole Foods.

 

[Shalimar]

"Swag Unit" for 10 dollars, alex.. i mean anne.

 

[plot]

I will donate money before, semen during. I will take her to dinner afterward, sort of like a reverse date.

thats more like a full on reverse marriage.

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

"Swag Unit" for 10 dollars, alex.. i mean anne.

that would be a fun one to do! i'd totally do it on a daytime hour, on a wifebeater or equivalent

thats more like a full on reverse marriage.