Hawt The Blatantly Misogynistic Man Thread

TuhMollie

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He was trying to warn off the ladies who can't take a little cervix banging.
Lady I know doesn't like big dicks so she specifically mentioned it in her profile figuring any guy who answered had already dealt with his small dick issues. And she was right! Ironically their current status is they allegedly haven't banged in a few years.:rolleyes:
long isn't my mojo, thick is!!
 
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long isn't my mojo, thick is!!
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Domon

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" THEY DONT CALL ME PINOCCHIO CUZ OF MY LONG NOSE 😏 "

ugh why are guys sooooo gross! my friend and I set up my dating app profile (I have a pic up of a cat not me cuz im not ready and im just creeping the profiles for now)
anyhoo, the above is the 1st message I got.

like Jesus fuck man.

I cant wait for the bars to open cuz that's the best way to meet guys.
what the fuck. No dating.

We've been over this.
 

wetwillie

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IM NOT DATING ANYONE!!!!
1st COVID
2nd Not Ready

its ok to look. I don't talk to anyone I just creep all the creeps and it only makes me realize just how much I DONT wanna date
I remember the online mill. Yeah, creep for a while, pick up on patterns that repeat. Re-sharpen your skills to read between the lines and detect BS. See how long they've been on the site. ;)
 

TuhMollie

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I remember the online mill. Yeah, creep for a while, pick up on patterns that repeat. Re-sharpen your skills to read between the lines and detect BS. See how long they've been on the site. ;)
right?
I don't think I can do the online dating to be honest with you.
I met my narc at a grocery store
my construction worker BF that broke my heart was thru a friend
and my baby daddy at a nightclub

like little to no effort. I don't know any other way :nev:
 
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wetwillie

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right?
I don't think I can do the online dating to be honest with you.
I met my narc at a grocery store
my construction worker BF that broke my heart was thru a friend
and my baby daddy at a nightclub

like little to no effort. I don't know any other way :nev:
You've already got the profile - creep some more. Look, it's a low impact way to possibly pick up on some red flag before you even waste an evening. Shit you might not pick up on some stuff at a bar, since everybody is have bar fun - I know I would be. Some people will give away shit that you will be
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Dude sends weiner - pass. GUy spends time bitching about his ex in a profile - pass. GUy spends time bitching about flaky women on the dating site - pass(unless you like being part of the group).

Be like a detective for YOU. You might uncover someone cool.
*Remember, covid started at a meat market ;)

Add: don't online date forevar. Some dude that doesn't want to meet after 4-5 online or phone chats doesn't have enough gusto for you.
 
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TuhMollie

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You've already got the profile - creep some more. Look, it's a low impact way to possibly pick up on some red flag before you even waste an evening. Shit you might not pick up on some stuff at a bar, since everybody is have bar fun - I know I would be. Some people will give away shit that you will be
Surprised Oh My GIF by 2020 MTV Video Music Awards

Dude sends weiner - pass. GUy spends time bitching about his ex in a profile - pass. GUy spends time bitching about flaky women on the dating site - pass(unless you like being part of the group).

Be like a detective for YOU. You might uncover someone cool.
*Remember, covid started at a meat market ;)

Add: don't online date forevar. Some dude that doesn't want to meet after 4-5 online or phone chats doesn't have enough gusto for you.
@Domon thinks im dating everyone on the internet
 
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Mean Mr. Mustard

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Hay guys, the motor in my table saw has died
Its a delta 36-979 , its about 15 years old. Checked all the obvious stuff, plugs, fuses etc
Found one guy that had an OEM motor but wants about 700 bucks
Is there someplace I can get an equivalent for a reasonable price?
 
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