LMAOOOThat's your best bet anyway.
long isn't my mojo, thick is!!He was trying to warn off the ladies who can't take a little cervix banging.
Lady I know doesn't like big dicks so she specifically mentioned it in her profile figuring any guy who answered had already dealt with his small dick issues. And she was right! Ironically their current status is they allegedly haven't banged in a few years.
what the fuck. No dating." THEY DONT CALL ME PINOCCHIO CUZ OF MY LONG NOSE "
ugh why are guys sooooo gross! my friend and I set up my dating app profile (I have a pic up of a cat not me cuz im not ready and im just creeping the profiles for now)
anyhoo, the above is the 1st message I got.
like Jesus fuck man.
I cant wait for the bars to open cuz that's the best way to meet guys.
IM NOT DATING ANYONE!!!!what the fuck. No dating.
We've been over this.
See, he did you a solid.long isn't my mojo, thick is!!
I had soooo many. I tossed them over the yearsjust buy an array of dildos ffs
or a blurry rooferim gonna start a poll for who you're dating in 3 months. My bet is you're gonna bounce to the other end of the spectrum and end up with a cabbie.
I remember the online mill. Yeah, creep for a while, pick up on patterns that repeat. Re-sharpen your skills to read between the lines and detect BS. See how long they've been on the site.IM NOT DATING ANYONE!!!!
1st COVID
2nd Not Ready
its ok to look. I don't talk to anyone I just creep all the creeps and it only makes me realize just how much I DONT wanna date
hmmmSee, he did you a solid.
?How do you feel about both? Asking for a friend.
right?I remember the online mill. Yeah, creep for a while, pick up on patterns that repeat. Re-sharpen your skills to read between the lines and detect BS. See how long they've been on the site.
You've already got the profile - creep some more. Look, it's a low impact way to possibly pick up on some red flag before you even waste an evening. Shit you might not pick up on some stuff at a bar, since everybody is have bar fun - I know I would be. Some people will give away shit that you will beright?
I don't think I can do the online dating to be honest with you.
I met my narc at a grocery store
my construction worker BF that broke my heart was thru a friend
and my baby daddy at a nightclub
like little to no effort. I don't know any other way
@Domon thinks im dating everyone on the internetYou've already got the profile - creep some more. Look, it's a low impact way to possibly pick up on some red flag before you even waste an evening. Shit you might not pick up on some stuff at a bar, since everybody is have bar fun - I know I would be. Some people will give away shit that you will be
Dude sends weiner - pass. GUy spends time bitching about his ex in a profile - pass. GUy spends time bitching about flaky women on the dating site - pass(unless you like being part of the group).
Be like a detective for YOU. You might uncover someone cool.
*Remember, covid started at a meat market
Add: don't online date forevar. Some dude that doesn't want to meet after 4-5 online or phone chats doesn't have enough gusto for you.
Enh, a rebound after a relationship with someone like CEO is probably therapeutic.
As long as it's strictly a rebound and not straight into another relationship.
LMAOOO
so this Pinocchio dick guy literally wrote his smooth line to a pic of a CAT.