The best alcoholic beverage?

[tre]

i like guinness, but i csn't drink enough of them to get plastered. i tried once, and it just wreaked havoc on my morning poop the next day.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

'God' has spoken.

 

[polo]

fuck me like, look at this

bottles of fucking faggotry OOHH, LOOK HOW SEASONED I AM THIS IS ALL I DRINK

suck my cock, do yis fuck

 

[Thorn Bird]

I need some help "getting rid" of some of my wine. Care to make the trek to the abysmal Ohio? I will make it worth your while

do NOT tempt me. whatcha talkin' 'bout gettin' rid of?

 

[tre]

fuck me like, look at this

bottles of fucking faggotry OOHH, LOOK HOW SEASONED I AM THIS IS ALL I DRINK

suck my cock, do yis fuck

wtf are you babbling on about now?

 

[polo]

wtf are you babbling on about now?

im fucked here like

 

[dbzeag]

fuck me like, look at this

bottles of fucking faggotry OOHH, LOOK HOW SEASONED I AM THIS IS ALL I DRINK

suck my cock, do yis fuck

You can buy this faggot a pint if you like

 

[JAXvillain]

wtf are you babbling on about now?

something about a castle and impotence is all I could make out

 

[SwimBikeRunCake]

guinness over here is a watered down excuse of a stout. so no go.

 

[dbzeag]

im fucked here like

How can you be fucked? I am in a different country. Is Visker over?

 

[tre]

something about a castle and impotence is all I could make out

fairy castle, you left out the important part.

 

[tre]

How can you be fucked? I am in a different country. Is Visker over?

i believe he's "pissed"

 

[polo]

arthurs day is next week - every pint of guinness in belfast is 1 quid and you get a free one at 17.59pm

i can't fucking wait.

 

[polo]

How can you be fucked? I am in a different country. Is Visker over?

pints.

 

[dbzeag]

i believe he's "pissed"

Which, I have to say with regard to Britishisms, is a silly phrase.

 

[tre]

why at that time?

 

[dbzeag]

pints.

You fucked yourself with a pint? Damn I didn't know you could stretch that big to accommodate.

 

[polo]

brewery was founded in 1759, it's 250 years old next thursday

so 17:59 is the whole marketing campaign. guinness time.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

On it's own sure, it gives you hillucinations after a while too or so I hear. I've never had an absinthe binge. One of my old friends split up with a guy, took loads of valium for a laugh and a big bottle of black absinthe. She almost didn't make it.

I'm sure that had nothing at all to do with the "loads of valium".

 

[tre]

You fucked yourself with a pint? Damn I didn't know you could stretch that big to accommodate.

that's why the bottles are tapered