The best alcoholic beverage?

As a beer snob my favorite alcoholic beverage is a newly discovered, delicious, available, affordable brew.
 
I love a good malibu and pineapple when i'm on a beach. A good way to start the morning on vacation.
 
On it's own sure, it gives you hillucinations after a while too or so I hear. I've never had an absinthe binge. One of my old friends split up with a guy, took loads of valium for a laugh and a big bottle of black absinthe. She almost didn't make it.
 
the hallucination stuff is nonsense...the active ingredient that does that is too low in modern versions to do anything...wormwood