Food Summer Dinners

[MacG]

It's a wrap that's the size of y'know. Godzilla.

I could go for one of those. Sounds awesome.

 

[Darth Handsome]

I could go for one of those. Sounds awesome.

It was. Hence the hour on the crapper.

 

[MacG]

It was. Hence the hour on the crapper.

That sounds good too.

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

I don't get it... A post from 2015, how long did that take you to find? #obsessed

shit that funny doesn't escape my memory

 

[Darth Handsome]

shit that funny doesn't escape my memory

You seemed happier back then. Pre-herpes era?

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

still just as happy

 

[Jimmycrackcorn]

think I gotta shit

 

[nukes]

think I gotta shit

Take it to the appropriate thread for God's sake.

 

[Domon]

i feel like you people saying yellow rice is so awesome just are used to shitty american white rice, or instant rice.

Which by comparison, yellow rice is awesome.

But white rice is worthless.

 

[Amstel]

you people

racist.

 

[Domon]

racist.

shut your mouth honkey.

 

[tre]

oh hey the robot married to an asian likes yellow more than white. who could have guessed?

 

[MacG]

you people

But white rice is worthless.

Double racist.

#whitericesmatter

 

[nukes]

Some things I've learned being married into southeast Asia for 13.5 years:
"Spaghetti is not a food. Bread is not a food. Pizza is not a food. They are snacks.
In order for something to qualify as a meal, rice needs to be on the plate.
Unless you are using a bowl, then rice needs to be in the bowl.
Soup is a communal meal, one bowl for the whole family is acceptable, but everyone gets their own spoon. One spoon would make us poors.
If all you have is rice, you have viand (main course).
All you really need is rice and bulad (dried fish fried in oil).
The house will be stinky, but the belly will be full, Po".
Rice, it's a way of life.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Some things I've learned being married into southeast Asia for 13.5 years:
"Spaghetti is not a food. Bread is not a food. Pizza is not a food. They are snacks.
In order for something to qualify as a meal, rice needs to be on the plate.
Unless you are using a bowl, then rice needs to be in the bowl.
Soup is a communal meal, one bowl for the whole family is acceptable, but everyone gets their own spoon. One spoon would make us poors.
If all you have is rice, you have viand (main course).
All you really need is rice and bulad (dried fish fried in oil).
The house will be stinky, but the belly will be full, Po".
Rice, it's a way of life.

You havent mentioned the disgusting way they shovel that rice into their mouths, usually with the audio turned up to 11.

 

[nukes]

You havent mentioned the disgusting way they shovel that rice into their mouths, usually with the audio turned up to 11.

Correct sir.
The right hand is also a rice grabbing utensil. Thumb. 1st, 2nd and 3rd fingers are used like a claw machine to shovel the rice into the maw.

 

[peanut]

You havent mentioned the disgusting way they shovel that rice into their mouths, usually with the audio turned up to 11.

You can eat more efficiently with a spoon/shovel.

 

[Coqui]

i feel like you people saying yellow rice is so awesome just are used to shitty american white rice, or instant rice.

Which by comparison, yellow rice is awesome.

But white rice is worthless.

Yellow rice is awesome.

I am not used to shitty American white rice OR instant rice.

 

[Domon]

You can eat more efficiently with a spoon/shovel.

 

[Valve1138]

i feel like you people saying yellow rice is so awesome just are used to shitty american white rice, or instant rice.

Which by comparison, yellow rice is awesome.

But white rice is worthless.

Yellow rice is awesome and needs no comparison to white rice to make it so.