Something else that makes me fear women

[DirkPhoenix]

that doesnt happen, however i do like shopping. i just dont usually buy alot.

Oh dear lord....



Someone needs a few more months in the Man Cave.

 

[Pandora]

i disagree, i notice when most my female friends cut their hair or has on a new outfit.

Then you're an oddity. Most guys don't notice that kinda stuff.

 

[Penis Envy]

Oh dear lord....



Someone needs a few more months in the Man Cave.

i need help what can i say..

 

[Sarcasmo]

Then you're an oddity. Most guys don't notice that kinda stuff.

I always notice that stuff too. But I'm half gay.

 

[Bubbles]

I always notice that stuff too. But I'm half gay.

With a fear of the vagina as strong as yours, we kinda figured.

 

[theacoustician]

I'm half gay.

How does that work exactly?

 

[Pandora]

I always notice that stuff too. But I'm half gay.

Damn, you guys are girlier than me. I usually don't even notice that stuff.

 

[Pandora]

With a fear of the vagina as strong as yours, we kinda figured.

QFT

 

[DirkPhoenix]

Damn, you guys are girlier than me. I usually don't even notice that stuff.

You probably notice it with women who you intimidate you or who you think are trying to push you down.

 

[Fat Burger]

It's not our fault, we have to live up to the image society has made for us (edit: guys).

However, basically all women have misconceptions about the ideal image men have.

For example, men don't usually care about your hair. I have never once heard a man say "She's hot, but she doesn't have very good hair", or even "She has great hair". Similarly, men don't typically care about your eyebrows, lips, teeth, elbows, or whatever else.

Obviously I'm generalizing, but when it comes to attracting men, we're far less critical of the smaller things than most women tend to think. I'm not saying we can't appreciate the fact that your hair looks nice. But it's not something that will attract or detract in a relationship.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

How does that work exactly?

he lubs the twig but not the berries?

 

[JAXvillain]

However, basically all women have misconceptions about the ideal image men have.

For example, men don't usually care about your hair. I have never once heard a man say "She's hot, but she doesn't have very good hair", or even "She has great hair". Similarly, men don't typically care about your eyebrows, lips, teeth, elbows, or whatever else.

Obviously I'm generalizing, but when it comes to attracting men, we're far less critical of the smaller things than most women tend to think. I'm not saying we can't appreciate the fact that your hair looks nice. But it's not something that will attract or detract in a relationship.

I like to consider myself a connoisseur of attractive women and I notice a lot of those things

 

[DirkPhoenix]

However, basically all women have misconceptions about the ideal image men have.

For example, men don't usually care about your hair. I have never once heard a man say "She's hot, but she doesn't have very good hair", or even "She has great hair". Similarly, men don't typically care about your eyebrows, lips, teeth, elbows, or whatever else.

Obviously I'm generalizing, but when it comes to attracting men, we're far less critical of the smaller things than most women tend to think. I'm not saying we can't appreciate the fact that your hair looks nice. But it's not something that will attract or detract in a relationship.

The Sage speaks. /bow

But i will take issue with one thing. If a girl has bad teeth, I'll toss her like a midget shotput. Nothing worse than getting lip cuts because the girl couldn't take care of her grill.

 

[zengirl]

I like to consider myself a connoisseur of attractive women and I notice a lot of those things

Yeah, I get compliments on my hair, eyebrows, lips, teeth et all quite a bit... and if I change something, it gets noticed...

Although I've never been complimented on my elbows.

 

[DirkPhoenix]

I like to consider myself a connoisseur of attractive women and I notice a lot of those things

We can notice, just not take issue with it. By and large, simple maintenance is all that is required to keep men happy. Now if she doesn't shave her legs and then tries to get close, I'll pull the e-brake on that shit real fast. Eyebrows: as long as they don't connect or look like one of those magnetic beard-making toys gone awry, we're golden.

 

[Fat Burger]

I like to consider myself a connoisseur of attractive women and I notice a lot of those things

Like I said, we can appreciate it. But it's the women who go get Botox to try and attract a guy that I don't get.

 

[Fat Burger]

The Sage speaks. /bow

But i will take issue with one thing. If a girl has bad teeth, I'll toss her like a midget shotput. Nothing worse than getting lip cuts because the girl couldn't take care of her grill.

I was actually referring more to teeth whitening rather than teeth being crooked or straight, but I didn't really make that clear.

 

[DirkPhoenix]

I was actually referring more to teeth whitening rather than teeth being crooked or straight, but I didn't really make that clear.

Ah, gotcha.

 

[Pandora]

You probably notice it with women who you intimidate you or who you think are trying to push you down.

No, not really?? I notice if someone's got a cute outfit on, or a cool hairstyle/color. But it's takes a drastic change for me to notice something.

 

[simple]

This thread has reached levels of gay that exceed any show on Bravo TV