Something else that makes me fear women

Bubbles said:
But the one I'm dating says he'll leave me if I get much bigger. :confused:
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:lol: the funny thing is, I actually did date someone who said that to me. I was a size 3 and still thought I was chubby. Superficial boys are evil... insecure girls are even worse :(
 
zengirl said:
:lol: the funny thing is, I actually did date someone who said that to me. I was a size 3 and still thought I was chubby. Superficial boys are evil... insecure girls are even worse :(
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That's just insane, size 3 is nearing too skinny.
 
zengirl said:
You almost have a point there. I got fat and found a guy who was *gulp* NICE to me.
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Here. I didn't want to do this, but I felt bad that MysoginistPhoenix came out and said what he did.

This is a closely-guarded secret for men. Saint Patton forgive me. :(

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DirkPhoenix said:
Here. I didn't want to do this, but I felt bad that MysoginistPhoenix came out and said what he did.

This is a closely-guarded secret for men. Saint Patton forgive me. :(

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Holy shit! My suspicions have been confirmed!! :egads:
 
So by your graph the fatter a woman is, the more likely a guy will sleep in the wet spot? That can't be right.
 
Lord Flaccid said:
So by your graph the fatter a woman is, the more likely a guy will sleep in the wet spot? That can't be right.
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If you'll notice on the graph, men will never sleep in the wet spot.

edit:// or more accurately, there exists a point p in which the woman's weight and size is such that it is impossible NOT to sleep in the wet spot.
 
DirkPhoenix said:
If you'll notice on the graph, men will never sleep in the wet spot.
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Right, but he stands a better chance the heftier she is.

I think your bottom row is backwards. Unless you like more cushion for the pushin', of course.
 
Lord Flaccid said:
Right, but he stands a better chance the heftier she is.

I think your bottom row is backwards. Unless you like more cushion for the pushin', of course.
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see my edit for your first point.

As to the second, if we were to look at the graph from a male perspective, we could extrapolate a positive correlation between "standards and self-worth" (i.e. the lower the standards, the lower the self-worth and vice versa.) This would fill in the gap (pun intended)
 
kiwi said:
It's not our fault, we have to live up to the image society has made for us (edit: guys). I've never said I would strangle someone for their hair, but I'm not particularly fond of mine.
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Actually I'm not sure it's really the man thing. I've always heard it is (I went to a women's college afterall...), but I think most women prim themselves to compete with other women. Most guys don't even notice when a girl gets a hair cut, or new outfit. I think it's really just a competition/confidence boosting thing.
 
DirkPhoenix said:
If you'll notice on the graph, men will never sleep in the wet spot.

edit:// or more accurately, there exists a point p in which the woman's weight and size is such that it is impossible NOT to sleep in the wet spot.
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well, if you do your job right, theres alotta wet spot ..

:p
 
Pandora said:
Actually I'm not sure it's really the man thing. I've always heard it is (I went to a women's college afterall...), but I think most women prim themselves to compete with other women. Most guys don't even notice when a girl gets a hair cut, or new outfit. I think it's really just a competition/confidence boosting thing.
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i disagree, i notice when most my female friends cut their hair or has on a new outfit.
 
DirkPhoenix said:
Bolded for emphasis.

Plus, you're just biding your time until you have an opportunity. Classic strategy, good sir. I applaud you.
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i said most .. not all :p

i pay attention to women i have interests in.
 
SpangeMonkee said:
you are also metro/gay. you can't help it. just like you can't help yourself froming buying those "cute shoes" or the throw pillows you "just had to have".
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that doesnt happen, however i do like shopping. i just dont usually buy alot.
 
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