Halp Sober is Sexy

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

And have enough lubricant ready

 

[Petunia]

anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

You sir, complete me

 

[thintoast]

tre ready to pound that peen.

 

[tre]

And have enough lubricant ready

Another reason to be thankful for the spring thaw

 

[thintoast]

Fucking Canadians and their maple syrup sex lubes.

 

[Petunia]

Fucking Canadians and their maple syrup sex lubes.

I suddenly crave pancakes with maple syrup

NomNomNom

 

[Duke]

maple syrup to go with the sausage fingers?

 

[Petunia]

maple syrup to go with the sausage fingers?

Me + You + maple syrup + my sausage fingers + your hairy asshole = Tampa fall 2015.

 

[Duke]

5 of those 6 things work.

 

[Amstel]

Not gonna be in Tampa, @Duke?

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Not gonna be in Tampa, @Duke?

The sausage fingers are turning him off. Just wants her sausage

 

[Petunia]

The sausage fingers are turning him off. Just wants her sausage

I want his clam ! Yay

 

[Duke]

I want his clam ! Yay

I'll be your lesbian

 

[Petunia]

I'll be your lesbian

Si Mami!!!

 

[Bundal]

I suddenly crave pancakes with maple syrup

NomNomNom

I bought some "maple pops" from bulk barn today. #fatlife

 

[gee]

Bulk barn is the snackage destination... If we're going camping, we'll pop by bulk barn and buy about 10 different random things and throw them together for snack mix. Nuts, raisins, M&M's, gummi bears, dried cranberries, some random kids cereal, granola, shredded coconut...

Oh, and they sell a KD cheese powder clone for fuck all, if you ever find yourself homeless and needing to eat.

 

[Petunia]

I bought some "maple pops" from bulk barn today. #fatlife

What is that ???

 

[Bundal]

What is that ???

it's like a lollipop but on the end of the stick is a maple leaf shaped chunk of hardened maple syrup.

 

[Bundal]

Bulk barn is the snackage destination... If we're going camping, we'll pop by bulk barn and buy about 10 different random things and throw them together for snack mix. Nuts, raisins, M&M's, gummi bears, dried cranberries, some random kids cereal, granola, shredded coconut...

Oh, and they sell a KD cheese powder clone for fuck all, if you ever find yourself homeless and needing to eat.

yeah it's amazing. I go once a week with the intention of just buying almonds, quinoa and dried fruit but I usually end up coming out with an extra couple of thousand calories.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Bulk barn is the snackage destination... If we're going camping, we'll pop by bulk barn and buy about 10 different random things and throw them together for snack mix. Nuts, raisins, M&M's, gummi bears, dried cranberries, some random kids cereal, granola, shredded coconut...

Oh, and they sell a KD cheese powder clone for fuck all, if you ever find yourself homeless and needing to eat.

I just found one in Florida not too long ago.
I was sooo happy