Halp Sober is Sexy

[Petunia]

Search will tell you how to do that, you idiot

Git her Cujo!!!!!

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

Git her Cujo!!!!!

Least I ain't a bitch

 

[Petunia]

Least I ain't a bitch

Lol. She deserves your wrath boo.

 

[Domon]

Oh, and next time you go, bring this list with you - buying spices at bulk barn is so much cheaper than buying the stupid bag or glass jar at the supermarket. Yeah, probably not as fresh, but I don't care too much.

gee rub ( > @tre rub)

2c golden yellow sugar (or 1/2c each white and brown sugar)
1c fine sea salt (not superfine)
1/2c each ground black pepper, chili powder, paprika, cumin
1/4c each granulated garlic, granulated onion or onion powder
2 tbsp cayenne powder.

Buy some bone-in/skin-on chicken thighs, dust them with this, let sit for half an hour or so. Grill over indirect low heat (225-250F) for 45 minutes or so until they reach 150F, then turn up the grill to finish them and crisp the skin. Mix a sprinkle of the rub with some mayo to serve with it. Bam, you're a fucking grill wizard.

Repeat with pork chops, ribs... sprinkle it on french fries, I use tons of this shit.

@tre rub is superior to @gee rub

 

[tre]

that's a solid 4.5 year necro bump shoutout

 

[Domon]

that's a solid 4.5 year necro bump shoutout

fly linked it over in the other thrad. blame him

 

[tre]

fly linked it over in the other thrad. blame him

oh, i always do

 

[Valve1138]

Good job nuber.

 

[Darth Handsome]

None of you have gotten any smarter in the meantime either

 

[OOD]

None of you have gotten any smarter in the meantime either

Good thing we showed up when we did.

 

[gee]

@tre rub is superior to @gee rub

Not gonna disagree. @tre rub kicks ass.

 

[Valve1138]

If you’re into that kinda thing.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

 

[Jehannum]

Not gonna disagree. @tre rub kicks ass.

I thought you were supposed to rub the ass, not kick it.

 

[tre]

IT PUTS THE TRE RUB ON THE MEAT OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

 

[OOD]

Tre, you can rub my meat if you want.

 

[Immigrant]

I almost bumped a necro thread the other day, after a boredom-driven perusal of older pages. It seems MD had a Mustang for two whole pages and then the earth stopped spinning or something.

 

[Strings]

I almost bumped a necro thread the other day, after a boredom-driven perusal of older pages. It seems MD had a Mustang for two whole pages and then the earth stopped spinning or something.

No one will hold one bump against you, Immi. Just don't start a trend.

 

[Peppers]

Someone's giving out rubs?