So, wilyfem, tell us about yourself

[tre]

I was fine until you shat on the thread.

don't mind her, she's just still bitter that her sausage fingers mashed the "e" key when she registered here

 

[Applesauce]

I was fine until you shat on the thread.

I'm sorry I spoke for a few and myself. I never leave myself out.

 

[Applesauce]

don't mind her, she's just still bitter that her sausage fingers mashed the "e" key when she registered here

Kiki has the sausage fingers. I have sausage toes.

 

[wilyfem]

ME? I'm not the one with bacon legs and angry divorcee probs.

Are you like a crazy person?

 

[water]

don't mind her, she's just still bitter that her sausage fingers mashed the "e" key when she registered here

I thought she was a raging alcoholic and passed out with her nose on it?

 

[tre]

Kiki has the sausage fingers. I have sausage toes.

i wish i could type with my toes

 

[water]

Are you like a crazy person?

You're being trolled. Shred and burn all documents and evacuate to your pre-determined safe zone.

 

[Applesauce]

I thought she was a raging alcoholic and passed out with her nose on it?

Please, stop. I thought that was between you and I.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Are you like a crazy person?

Yes.

edit - No


edit - wait , who were you asking that to?

 

[Applesauce]

You're being trolled. Shred and burn all documents and evacuate to your pre-determined safe zone.

Lol, I've come out from under the bridge a long time ago. Just an observation. I think we need therapy hour here.

 

[wilyfem]

Can we please get back to talking about ME?

Where were we? Angry divorce and something about bacon...

 

[Coqui]

Can we please get back to talking about ME?

Where were we? Angry divorce and something about bacon...

When you officially had the divorce granted......who got the bacon?

(Although that may be a redundant question since cops are referred to as bacon anyways)

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

PRESS HERE TO DISPENSE BACON

 

[Applesauce]

Can we please get back to talking about ME?

Where were we? Angry divorce and something about bacon...

Yes. When was the last time you had bacon? Was it full bacon, or turkey?

And, how long you been divorced? 6 years for me. My ex is an idiot, too.
There, I softened my words.

 

[Applesauce]

When you officially had the divorce granted......who got the bacon?

(Although that may be a redundant question since cops are referred to as bacon anyways)

More importantly, was the bacon flavored? Maple? Brown sugar?

 

[JAXvillain]

PRESS HERE TO DISPENSE BACON

 

[wilyfem]

When you officially had the divorce granted......who got the bacon?

(Although that may be a redundant question since cops are referred to as bacon anyways)

We were actually nice about that part. Probably because we were both poor and had nothing of value.

The divorce itself was civil.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

thats what Im talkin about


the bacon dispenser, that is, not whatever wildfart up there is on about^^^

 

[Coqui]

We were actually nice about that part. Probably because we were both poor and had nothing of value.

The divorce itself was civil.

Bacon is very valuable.

 

[Applesauce]

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