So, wilyfem, tell us about yourself

[wilyfem]

And what is it with Houston women not liking bacon? You fuckers should be run out of Texas!

What is it with men not liking fat girls, but expecting hot girls to eat bacon and not get fat?

 

[Coqui]

What is it with men not liking fat girls, but expecting hot girls to eat bacon and not get fat?

Big girls need loving too.

 

[JAXvillain]

Big girls need loving too.

but they gotta pay

 

[Applesauce]

i was trying to break up the bacon tension in the air...

i made the housenegro fish out the turd. i had to throw his rubber duckie out.

Bonus points for him, if he took a bite.

 

[fly]

I support you going to great lengths to stay attractive.

 

[Coqui]

but they gotta pay

Of course

 

[Applesauce]

I don't care how good your genes are, women cannot eat bacon and stay fit - unless they are barfing it back up.

moderation. You cannot pleasure yourself with bacon every day.

Some do, though.

 

[Coqui]

moderation. You cannot pleasure yourself with bacon every day.

Some do, though.

mmmmm bacon vibrators

 

[water]

I support you going to great lengths to stay attractive.

I work my ass off at the gym and you never compliment me! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE

 

[Coqui]

I work my ass off at the gym and you never compliment me! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEEE

That's because you're just average. Either you need a 6% BF or you need to be massive enough like me.

 

[water]

That's because you're just average. Either you need a 6% BF or you need to be massive enough like me.

Nah, I'm a good blend.