So, wilyfem, tell us about yourself

[Coqui]

But I want to still be sexy past 40. Bacon is not the pathway to that reality.

Are you insinuating I'm not sexy?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I don't like bacon, ok! Are you happy, now?!

WHAT

THE

FUCK

 

[Applesauce]

Being free with the pork strips is very liberating.

Plus, bacon's an aphrodisiac to some.

 

[wilyfem]

Being free with the pork strips is very liberating.

Plus, bacon's an aphrodisiac to some.

The fatties on UF?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Well, Im not a fatty, but I have been known to line my underpants with raw bacon strips from time to time

 

[Applesauce]

The fatties on UF?

Hey, you said it!

 

[JAXvillain]

The fatties on UF?

there's only one fatty on here and he just had a gastric bypass

 

[Applesauce]

Well, Im not a fatty, but I have been known to line my underpants with raw bacon strips from time to time

At night, I scrape out the solidified pan lard and spread it on my face to prevent wrinkles.

 

[Coqui]

hey everybody!
my son took a sh*t in my bathtub

So he learned by example?

 

[water]

Being free with the pork strips is very liberating.

Plus, bacon's an aphrodisiac to some.

You were blessed with kind genes, so you can get away with gorging on bacon, most women can't.

 

[JAXvillain]

for some reason I imagined that in the voice of will ferrell doing harry caray

 

[fly]

hey everybody!
my son took a shit in my bathtub

Hey kiki, the random thread is over there -->



edit:

 

[fly]

And what is it with Houston women not liking bacon? You fuckers should be run out of Texas!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

hey everybody!
my son took a shit in my bathtub

man I only ever get yelled at when I do that

 

[wilyfem]

there's only one fatty on here and he just had a gastric bypass

too many bacon sammiches?

 

[fly]

too many bacon sammiches?

Too many McDonalds and Moutain Dew soaked WoW raids apparently.

 

[Duke]

I'm not sure I can actively support these boards having a Bacist.

 

[wilyfem]

You were blessed with kind genes, so you can get away with gorging on bacon, most women can't.

I don't care how good your genes are, women cannot eat bacon and stay fit - unless they are barfing it back up.

 

[Coqui]

there's only one fatty on here and he just had a gastric bypass

The other died in a tragic cheddarwurst accident

 

[wilyfem]

for some reason I imagined that in the voice of will ferrell doing harry caray