So, wilyfem, tell us about yourself

Yes. When was the last time you had bacon? Was it full bacon, or turkey?

And, how long you been divorced? 6 years for me. My ex is an idiot, too.
There, I softened my words.


I'm genuinely afraid to answer the bacon question. :fly:

Been officially divorced for a year and a half. Separated for two.
 
I'm genuinely afraid to answer the bacon question. :fly:

Been officially divorced for a year and a half. Separated for two.

Bacon preference is very important.

My divorce was civil, until after everything was signed. Then I learnt he stuffed money into unseen accounts and cheated on me the whole time.
He's a great father.
Im not bitter, these are facts.
I've moved on. He's stuck with a religious cow who cooks up sausages and and gravy like it's gonna magically make her shed a ton or two.
That's karma for ya. That's why I'm not bitter.

Please answer the bacon ?'s. Preferences are very telling!
 
Bacon preference is very important.

My divorce was civil, until after everything was signed. Then I learnt he stuffed money into unseen accounts and cheated on me the whole time.
He's a great father.
Im not bitter, these are facts.
I've moved on. He's stuck with a religious cow who cooks up sausages and and gravy like it's gonna magically make her shed a ton or two.
That's karma for ya. That's why I'm not bitter.

Please answer the bacon ?'s. Preferences are very telling!

Look, if you're so innocent, why won't you admit that you're not?
 
I......I.....I don't think I can talk to you anymore.

Wait wait wait!

It's for health reasons! My metabolism isn't what it used to be when I actually ate bacon and mayo sandwiches!

Don't hate me for trying to survive past 40!
 
I don't like bacon, ok! Are you happy, now?!

:case:

I'm very saddened by this!!

It's clearly obvious that Jaxxor was a selfish, selfish individual with satanic tendencies, by keeping you sheltered from the realms of the bacon world!!
 
Wait wait wait!

It's for health reasons! My metabolism isn't what it used to be when I actually ate bacon and mayo sandwiches!

Don't hate me for trying to survive past 40!

oh come on, where's your sense of cavalier nihilism??