Can we please get back to talking about ME?
Where were we? Angry divorce and something about bacon...
Pics, post them. Talking will follow.
Can we please get back to talking about ME?
Where were we? Angry divorce and something about bacon...
Please, stop. I thought that was between you and I.
The gag order payoff turned up a little light, therefore it isn't binding.
Yes. When was the last time you had bacon? Was it full bacon, or turkey?
And, how long you been divorced? 6 years for me. My ex is an idiot, too.
There, I softened my words.
I'm genuinely afraid to answer the bacon question.
Been officially divorced for a year and a half. Separated for two.
Pics, post them. Talking will follow.
I'm genuinely afraid to answer the bacon question.
Been officially divorced for a year and a half. Separated for two.
Please answer the bacon ?'s. Preferences are very telling!
I don't like bacon, ok! Are you happy, now?!
Bacon preference is very important.
My divorce was civil, until after everything was signed. Then I learnt he stuffed money into unseen accounts and cheated on me the whole time.
He's a great father.
Im not bitter, these are facts.
I've moved on. He's stuck with a religious cow who cooks up sausages and and gravy like it's gonna magically make her shed a ton or two.
That's karma for ya. That's why I'm not bitter.
Please answer the bacon ?'s. Preferences are very telling!
I don't like bacon, ok! Are you happy, now?!
I......I.....I don't think I can talk to you anymore.
I don't like bacon, ok! Are you happy, now?!
Look, if you're so innocent, why won't you admit that you're not?
Wait wait wait!
It's for health reasons! My metabolism isn't what it used to be when I actually ate bacon and mayo sandwiches!
Don't hate me for trying to survive past 40!
I plan on eating bacon way past 40. That's no excuse.
Wait wait wait!
It's for health reasons! My metabolism isn't what it used to be when I actually ate bacon and mayo sandwiches!
Don't hate me for trying to survive past 40!