So, wilyfem, tell us about yourself

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Because you have to be a moron to become a cop Keekles

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

he reminds me of that weirdo here

gonna have to narrow that down a bit

 

[Duke]

I figured that was who she was talking about

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

 

[wilyfem]

He is now currently an officer the Houston Police Department, and also a dumpster-pooper.

Not HPD. Last I heard he was a Montgomery County Sheriff's Deputy.

 

[wilyfem]

how the fuck did he become a cop and i failed the test?

oh by the way, i failed the test.

You are probably too good of a person to pass the narc test.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Not HPD. Last I heard he was a Montgomery County Sheriff's Deputy.

oh good, I never go up that way
I was worried about him trying to give me a ticket for calling him a fgt on the interwebs one time

 

[snoogit]

My fiance is a design engineer in the oil industry. His company has a huge branch in Dunfermline.

As for me, I work in a two person office in a boring administrative position. While it has its perks, I'd drop it in a heartbeat to live in Scotland!

so your fiance is the one who negotiated to have Mohmed Al Megrahi released?

 

[wilyfem]

so your fiance is the one who negotiated to have Mohmed Al Megrahi released?

Yes, because design engineers in the oil industry often negotiate to have terrorists released

 

[JAXvillain]

Yes, because design engineers in the oil industry often negotiate to have terrorists released

I suspected as much...quite insidious

 

[wilyfem]

I suspected as much...quite insidious

Quite.

 

[Duke]

Yes, because design engineers in the oil industry often negotiate to have terrorists released

"I truly believe the interior of this gas station restroom would just SING with life if we could get rid of the stigma of those poor libyan detainee's in scotland. Such bad karma, it's affecting the pastels in a horrible way.'

 

[wilyfem]

"I truly believe the interior of this gas station restroom would just SING with life if we could get rid of the stigma of those poor libyan detainee's in scotland. Such bad karma, it's affecting the pastels in a horrible way.'

He designs manly things. Stuff used on offshore rigs. Things with manly names like "Christmas Trees"...

 

[plot]

all design engineers are spectacular in bed.

 

[wilyfem]

was he good in bed at least?

Compared to other men I've had relations with, he wasn't the best and he wasn't the worst. I have a small frame of reference though. I could count on one hand how many people I've bumped uglies with.

 

[ZRH]

the one who use to bump uglies with NME, the one who's up all hours of the night posting here by himself waiting for her to log on. the one that looks like Gandalf.

No pics of me on the internet. I go to work at 7 EDT so Im up till, 22.30 EDT (like omg all night). etc.

 

[plot]

Compared to other men I've had relations with, he wasn't the best and he wasn't the worst. I have a small frame of reference though. I could count on one hand how many people I've bumped uglies with.

with my help we can bump that count up by at least 1.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

plot would be happy to provide you with a disappointing sexual experience

 

[plot]

plot would be happy to provide you with a disappointing sexual experience

i was gonna have sex with her myself, not send you over.

 

[wilyfem]

plot would be happy to provide you with a disappointing sexual experience

And then I'd get on the internet and tell everyone about it