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Oh fuck no I watch porn muted.Instead.... Pixels and squeaking
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Bad enough the Muricans making fake sex noises.
NO SQUEAKING!
Oh fuck no I watch porn muted.Instead.... Pixels and squeaking
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Oh fuck no I watch porn muted.
Bad enough the Muricans making fake sex noises.
NO SQUEAKING!
I don't look at porn.you can tell a lot about a person by their porn site of choice
you can tell a lot about a person by their porn site of choice
Define "Porn".
How does on allow Pappy to be an accent to coffee?@APRIL and I (accidentally) had some Pappy in Irish Coffee one day.
Accident. She poured Irish coffees and grabbed the wrong bottle.How does on allow Pappy to be an accent to coffee?
Ran into the Milf Slayer tonight....
MS: Dude!!! Wtf are you still doing on this late shift?? Wasn't this supposed to be a few month thing?
Me: Yep. Met with the boss lady today. Hopefully I'll be off it in the very near future. She had to look at a few things and we're meeting again in a few days.
MS: What?? Fuck that!! You need to be more forceful. Walk into her office, grab her by the titties and say, "Suck my dick bitch! I'm getting off this shift!!"
Me: (laughing) Milty, you do realize if I do that I won't have a job anymore.
MS: True, but you'll get your dick sucked and be off the shift for good!!
He always looks at the positive side of things.
At least get his email address and I'll invite him here.Ran into the Milf Slayer tonight....
MS: Dude!!! Wtf are you still doing on this late shift?? Wasn't this supposed to be a few month thing?
Me: Yep. Met with the boss lady today. Hopefully I'll be off it in the very near future. She had to look at a few things and we're meeting again in a few days.
MS: What?? Fuck that!! You need to be more forceful. Walk into her office, grab her by the titties and say, "Suck my dick bitch! I'm getting off this shift!!"
Me: (laughing) Milty, you do realize if I do that I won't have a job anymore.
MS: True, but you'll get your dick sucked and be off the shift for good!!
He always looks at the positive side of things.
Define "Porn".
You'll know it when you see it.