WTF So I just dick'd my butt

[Jehannum]

 

[Peppers]

Im getting married btw.

To the drunk chick who got beat up by her pimp? I mean "uncle"?

 

[ZRH]

To the drunk chick who got beat up by her pimp? I mean "uncle"?

Yes

 

[Mikeawesome]

Yes

can she get you a liver

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Idea of the century.

 

[Valve1138]

Is her name Darva Conger?

 

[ZRH]

Is her name Darva Conger?

I had to look up that reference.

She's more Mexican (south american) than even Kiki.

 

[Peppers]

I had to look up that reference.

She's more Mexican (south american) than even Kiki.

She's just trying to marry you so she doesn't get deported if Trump wins the election.

 

[ZRH]

She's just trying to marry you so she doesn't get deported if Trump wins the election.

Does it matter?

 

[Valve1138]

It doesn’t really work that way, but ok.

Obviously she’s looking for a free ride.

A Pre-nup would be a good idea.

 

[Mr. Argumentor]

A Pre-nup would be a good idea.

Edit: no offense, Z. Just... what?

 

[ZRH]

It doesn’t really work that way, but ok.

Obviously she’s looking for a free ride.

A Pre-nup would be a good idea.

Duh.

 

[tre]

What do you think the odds are of Zrh getting stabbed with a fork when he brings up a prenup?

 

[Valve1138]

What do you think the odds are of Zrh getting stabbed with a fork when he brings up a prenup?

2:1

5:1 with a spoon.

7:1 with a spork

 

[ZRH]

Edit: no offense, Z. Just... what?

You'd be hard pressed to beat everyone else at offense Ive known her for years though this isn't quite unexpected.

What do you think the odds are of Zrh getting stabbed with a fork when he brings up a prenup?

She already did 30 days for assault 2.

 

[Peppers]

I'm sure everything will be okay.

 

[Valve1138]

 

[fly]

Im getting married btw.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Im getting married btw.

Are you getting a dowry?

 

[ZRH]

Are you getting a dowry?

She owns a house...