WTF So I just dick'd my butt

ZRH

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Now I'm the most unregulated employee of best buy.

Apparently if I don't crash the company van no one cares. Don't have a schedule. I've never met my boss except on zoom. No one knows who I am.

o.o
 
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wetwille

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So you don't get to live in it because that would be too good for your persecution complex?
Go easy on the lad. He fancies himself sort of an Irish philosopher - he'll give you a sermon on how life works and how to get ahead, then shit his own bed, again. Rather sad. Like a candle in the wind . . .
 

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Not really. Van puts him in the pedo/rapist category of drivers. "Please Jesus, tell me his van is a white, panel truck."
Oh true. We've noted recently it's good pedos haven't discovered our dog breed. The amount of little kids who have come up to Joe and followed him around when walking the fluffy thing is ridiculous.