WTF So I just dick'd my butt

i can live off not working at all.
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I will.
Capitalism is great!
They won't get it nukes. We' like the Ferengi's in Star Trek, always trying to make a buck. Anything to not be totally under the thumb of the man.
Salute the Rules of Acquisition!!

On second thought, I couldn't be a Ferengi - I absolutely insist that a woman can turn her own profit. Productive stay-at-homes may be the only exception.
 
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I know I waited too long to find a rich husband. Work till the grave for me I guess.
sorry can’t relate
Just the joking suggestion of being a secret forumz couple with you made me feel very broke. Sing it Cee Lo!

Yeah, I'm sorry
I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(Oh shit, she's a gold digger)
Well (just thought you should know, nigga) . . . . .

:p
 
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Just the joking suggestion of being a secret forumz couple with you made me feel very broke. Sing it Cee Lo!

Yeah, I'm sorry
I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(Oh shit, she's a gold digger)
Well (just thought you should know, nigga) . . . . .

:p
You're playing it wrong.
Junkie strippers are hopeless romantics.
I should know.
 
Just the joking suggestion of being a secret forumz couple with you made me feel very broke. Sing it Cee Lo!

Yeah, I'm sorry
I can't afford a Ferrari
But that don't mean I can't get you there
I guess he's an Xbox and I'm more Atari
But the way you play your game ain't fair
I pity the fool that falls in love with you
(Oh shit, she's a gold digger)
Well (just thought you should know, nigga) . . . . .

:p
What about the womens not wearing clothing and pre-chewing your food?
 
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